h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

When you die as much as I have you tend to get bored by it.

Try reincarnation for a change it's great fun

I respawn, not reincarnate.

That's where you're going wrong you see. There's more options available if you reincarnate

Phah! Why would I ever want to come back as something not EvilClaw?

Well you could be EvilTalon or even better EvilSenseofHumour

My sense of humor is strange, not evil.

And there is none better than EvilClaw! Anything else is a step down!

*hands EC a step ladder*

Not anymore mate!

Relax evil one select a piece of floor and sit down I'll get the coffee machine on and then we can have a nice caffienachino

Nuh uh! I'm not going to let go of the chandelier!

your choice.Tell you what I'll tie a chair to it as well and then at least you can 'sit' and enjoy a hot beverage

How about... ESCAPE! *does so*

*looks at Arthur* He didn't even stay for

What a weird creature

*sound of breaking glass downstairs*

*shrugs and forces the locks on the desk*

'Cuz I am gonna earn that medal, come or typhoon... even perhaps if come rich tycoon... or tropical monsoon.
*Places the ice-troll into GB's dumbwaiter (secretly)*

}Poof!{
*Disappears after leaving behind an interesting paperweight gadget/desk toy.*

*dumb waiter arrives and a fed up and angry Ice troll climbs out*

Hello the freezer is overe there next to the life size portrait of GB that's turned to face the wall. Make yourself at home

Ice Trolls are always welcome

[Eggbert?]: *Gives you chilled soda*