h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well then. Hmmmmmmm.
EC I was about to put a convenient door in so you could join us properly but as you're not being nice to Benjahv then tough luck

*strange voice over intercom* Nuclear launch... detected.

Your computer voice impression really sucks EC

*seals all holes in wall except for one small hole which he shoves a pipe into*

See if this helps

*Attaches other end of pipe to cylinder marked HELIUM and turns on the tap*

*strange giggling from behind wall/floor*

*transfers pipe to canister marked NITROUS OXIDE and turns that on instead*

*strange silence*

*whistles happy tune and starts painting wall with black and blue striped paint*

the office cat has gone strangely quiet

Oh he's always strange any minute now the laughing gas should kick in and then we'll hear him

*gets out two pairs of earplugs* want a pair? it could get nasty!

Good call. let's eat and see what occurs

sounds like a plan *munches*

*finally forces bottom draw of filing cabinet open to reveal a dog eared and depressingly empty old wallet*

Benjahv could this much mauled wallet be yours?

*takes a look* could be, is there anything in there? *out falls a piece of paper* hmmmm, it says;

Benjahv, I.O.U NOTHING!!!

yep, thats mine. thanks for finding it.

Never mind. If EC ever pays us you'll have somewhere to put it

good point, that is if tavaron can manage it.

And if Tav does imagine how much back pay you'll get!!!

oh yes! dont now what i'd buy though... aha! body armour for when im around him, inless the clone is mightly different

Not a problem man I'll make you another one of these cattle prods and you're laughing

that will be just the thing to have!