h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Boss"? No no no, that sounds too important... I'm just temporarily in charge of keeping everything silly.

And I'll have my eye on you.

I've put a note on the page.

Don't worry kid, it's not like I'm actually going to do anything... but I do give you permission to lock TB in your office if he tries to take over.

Can I do that anyway?

Only if I don't know about it... I mean, I did tell him he can be second in charge and all that.



Of course, if you do it without my authorisation I'll probably have to lock you in there too. Too complicated.

And if I find that you're doing anything wrong, then I'll have to take charge.

No you don't. Jack specifically said he didn't want you in charge because you were a control freak and you'd take over.

I would not. If I was going to take over then I'd have done so by now. I am the editor after all.

I like to work in the shadows. I know that I'm really in charge. Jack is just a figure-head.

But he said I could be leader!

You are. But in reality, you're just a figure-head.

*stomps foot* No!

At a moments notice I could take you off the page and put myself down as leader.

But that wouldn't make it true! Would it? *starts mumbling* No, no, I'm leader, he said so himself so I know I am... I am the leader, I know that, that's what he said...

You... go to your office!

at a moments notice we could complain to the italics and ask that the editorship of the page transfered

at a moments notice i could reappear and change my mind about anything

now play nice

No, no need for that... I'm sure it'll be fine.

Sorry Jack, simpost... I was talking to TB.

Jack, where have you gone? When will you be back? Is Charlie gone too?

I've got a job and Jack was suicidally depressed, BUT now hes better amd looking for a new job hisself

Glad to hear that!