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Come on, it would be fun... we'll have asylum parties and everything!

......or neither Jack, is that an option?

A brig for incarcerations, an asylum for people who go a little too overboard?

Ok, you can't do any MotMV stuff to her, but couldnt you at least set the attack dog on her, just once is all I'm asking... another attempeted drowning'd be fine...

I could get an assassination contract out on her.

nah, it's ok GB, I'll bear it in mind, but the attack dog and EFM have a history

But I already made the contract.

There there.

I have a complaint.
NO ONE TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A NEW BASE!!!!

We had the links in the threads at the old place...

Anyway, welcome to the new base. Isn't it nice?

um,...sure

Just a minute, aren't you in the TA too?

What? Yes?

Impressive... how do you keep track of everything?

Look, I think we're drifting from the point here. The attack dog, if she, the dog, won't drown her, EFM, then would she, the dog, at least dig a big whole and bury her, EFM, in it? She, the dog, likes that, both the burying stuf, and pushing EFM in holes.

That seems more of a plan than a complaint.

By the way AK, no one told me we were moving either.

The Assassins guild have accepted the contract on EFM, so you have to pay them Jack.

*steps out from the shadows*
yes you have to pay...
in one form or another

I'll leave you two alone.

nice... loyal men you have here...
i also have loyal workers, and they expect pay...
i am sure you understand...