h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nice.

Well it doesn't matter, as as we're living in my reality it did hurt you, like how this will

*breaks NC's kneecaps*

See? I think that's pretty conclusive proof, as that wouldn't have happened if we were living in your reality

Hey! Quit ruining my kneecap collection!
One of those belonged to Evil Knievel!

Yet again, we all live in our own realities.

Wait a tick, speaking of realities and Evangelion, I wonder if Angelic Days has been released yet?

Emotional pain and torture are my specialties...

*starts singing*

Every night in my dreams
I see you. I feel you.
That is how I know you go on.

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

*Hits TB in the head with Henry VIII's kneecap*

Cosmic dude man, if what you say were true I'd have my own VF-19 Advanced Variable Fighter and I'd be dating Major Motoko Kusanagi. Do I? No. Am I? Again, no, ergo you are not correct

*Henry VIII's kneecap shatters on impact due to the resonating effect of 'that song'

And thus, we live in any reality but yours, TB.

It doesn't always work perfectly though. Ask the cosplayers.

nope, once again it fits with it being my reality..my subconcious hates me

Well that is it not working perfectly now isn't it?

Well, all I know is, in my perfect reality, I'd be dating the most beautiful, wonderful girl in the world.

And as it turns out, I am

So my reality must closely coincide with the general reality.

Thus, it's my reality we all live in.

There is no general reality. Also beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So while you find your girlfriend to be the most beautiful woman in the world, I could find her to be completly ordinary looking.

I'd argue about that, but Yael might start firing missiles at me and invading my soveriegn territory

I know that in my reality nothing smells.

There is a general reality. It's all the bits that coincide with all of our specific realities.

The more one person's reality diverges from the generally agreed upon, the more crazy, or "divergent" that person is deemed to be.

Is General Reality related to General Plotting?

I hope so. They'll finally be someone to pay the ransom that way.

sad news

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