h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

.. can you pass me the seven veils back please </>

Not until i get my slave dance. I didn't start a nuclear explosion that turned me into a brain obsessed zombie and not expect to get a slave dance out of it.

I need the veils for the dance *wraps Rob the Carpet around her*

Lil's useing rob to . . . pleasure herself.

What!!!

GB!!

Well it's the only logical explaination.

OK, I've been drinking.

Oh Dear.. was that wise?

You should have told me that before i tried to eat your brain! Now i'm drunk too

<"whoa...look...at my hand...it's...like...all colorful"...that was a funny episode of futurama...>

I prefer the Simpsons one.

*Homer and Otto high on pot.*

Homer: Well what are we supposed to do all day, just look at our hands? *Looks at his hands.* Oh.

Otto: *Looking at his hand he sees a ring.* Oh yeah, that's right, I married that chick.

*Hours pass while they look at their hands.*

Otto: I don't know why they call them fingers, it's not like as if they fing. Oh wait, there they go.

I remember that... ... ... Enough delay! Slave girl dance!

Yes, it's from one of the 'missing' two episodes.

Silence Ben the God. Your slave girl must make a dance for us! This has nothing to do with me being or a zombie! Dance the night away! *falls down and convulses*

EC, that is something that neighter you nor I should ever have to sit through.

*drunk talk* Imsh not sitting imsh fallen ansh i cansh getsh up.

i just failed my exam

i'm on my way to fail my second exam of the day

thank you

i know i failed it cos i got the result at the end

i only failed by 3%

Is there going to be a curve?