h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*From inside the cupboard*

Stop charging troops GB!!!
Now as your commanding officer I command you move the closet and LET ME OUT OF THIS CUPBOARD!!

*mutter mutter* You just wait till I catch you traveller...*mutter*

OK then.

*Lets Jack out of the cupboard.*

Thank you my good man! You can go torture a cat or something, as you wish

Right, Now be careful, Tb's still hiding in there somewhere.... Now I just need to hunt down traveller...........

I think I'll lay off killing cats for the moment.

Amazing stuff........ *goes to hunt down traveller*

who/what is this traveller?

Traveller locked jack in that cupboard with me, here I'll show you around it if you want...

thank you

No no no, I'd just keep away from TB, hes got a reputation....

Havent you TB? A nasty one too......

It's not a nasty reputation, it's quite a good reputation, better than some of the one I've had in the past

Oh alright.....

Hi you're here!!!!!!!

*Jumps up to him and flings his arms round him*

I've had such a fun today and now I'm in a really fun mood, so watch what you say punk!

Oh why was he let out........

and now the other one here all happy and bouncy.......ugh

*runs out again*

some silly people today had me sat on a stage and gave me a microphone, and it's not like I didn't warn them, in the end they made me give the microphone to someone else as we were running short on time.

Charlie ran away because I was mean to him so Its your turn now, what were you doing on stage? as long as you werent singing, I hate singing, well..... actually I hate most theatre too

I was at a thingy to celebrate 15 yrs of liver transplants in children

I am sure it was most thrilling It certainly sounds so

Did they give out free livers? that would have been fun, they could have had a barbecue. Did anything interesting happen, like a live transplant on TV in which a small child died due to lack of blood? No? any organ eating aliens ravaging the event?

Thats disgusting, if theres any justice at all I just hope one day you get what you deserve Brend.

Just trying being nice, I know it doesnt come easily to you but perhaps with practice you'll discover the benefits, like people liking you

Thankyou for the encouragement, Your believe in my ability to become a different person is misplaced though. Perhaps you should just go bother someone else with you ethics Maybe One day I'll think of you when someones nice to me and I have a strange alien urge to be nice in return rather than sarcastic. But for now, I think I'll just tell you to go packing

I'm sorry its this nasty habit I have of seeing the good in people. Annoying isnt it? ah well since you want me to go packing I think I will, have a nice life traveller. I'll look for the reports on the mass suicides you cause in the paper

Hey Charlie! Did you see Scrubs last night?