h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, but what about the alliance with the evil army?

If they want to, why not?

I'll ask then.

*whispers* You don't have to take this whole attck thing too seriously, you know... after all *voice lowered even more* this is not a real war!

I know that it's some plan of Jacks, but I have no idea what that plan is. </>

I've made my request to the evil army, but they'll probably decide to attack us instead.

Nah, they're alright, they will surly join the side of justice! Or whoever seems more fun, which is why we have to do our weirdest.

*starts practicing the Confusion Dance™*

That wont work with the TA. You should read some of the blog from the last war, it's scary stuff.

They have not met ME yet... *rubbing hands together in a vicious satisfied way* Oh, you just wait and see, kid, you just wait and see...

We tried to confuse them the last time. Just look at the early pages of the tearoom. But it wasn't enough and I we barely escaped with our lives.

It's gonna be different this time. They don't know what's going to hit them!

But I'll have a look, just as a way of estimating their power. Where did you say the battle thread was?

It was all over the place. One of the TAs tactics is to swamp all threads with battles, so you dont know where you are. But it was early on.

Ah, well, I can't bother at the moment. Anyway *goes back to the role of the responsible adult, or something like that anyway* it's gonna be alright. We won't let them win this time.

*gets carried away*
Because we stand for something, kid. We stand for the right of every individual to form an evil organization and try to take over the world. We stand for all the plotters and conspirators and insane individuals everywhere. And dammit, we have a right to have our own place! And we will fight for that right until we have out-weirded everybody who tries to attack us!
And as long as somewhere in this world there's someone sipping tea and thinking about ducks, MotMV will not die. We are-

Oh sorry, I lost my train of thought here.

It's gonna be alright, anyway.

I hope so.

I think I should practice inspiration speeches too. They might be a good weapon.

*goes to the mirror to practice looking inspirational and irrational at the same time*

*Edits the page a little.*

What page?

The main page. I turned it from color="#aabbcc" to color="silver".

Oh, alright. No intents of totally redecorating the place then?

I've considered it.

Go for it. Change everything! If that won't confuse the TA, then... well, then it will probably confuse someone else.