h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

er, by frank the pot plant in the kitchennete

-----Urgent Intelligence Report-----
1. It has been brought to my attention that certain individuals in the organization known as the Terranic Army have been toying with the idea of attacking us.
2. Therefore, I have monitored the intelligence centre of the Terranic Army, in order to prove/disprove this information.
3. I am now convinced that an attack is on the way.
4. Panic!!! Put the chairs against the door!!! Hide!!! We are about to be attacked!!!!!!! PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. Regards,
6. Pennywhistle
-----End of Intelligence Report-----

an intelligence report, wow.......

Well, that's my job... kinda. Third Brigadier General In Charge of Special Intelligence Operations, Unintelligible Jokes and Making Coffee.

So I thought I'd let you know. GB seemed kinda nervous about it earlier, but personally I say we could use a decent war around here. And when I say "decent" I mean "absolutely insane and weird and involving people doing the Confusion Dance™", of course.

naturally, were'd you get the info from?

As I said, GB was kinda nervous about it... asked me to tell somebody we're about to be attacked. I thought I should see what these fellows are up to first, and at the moment it looks like they'll attack us pretty soon...

First as privet people, then with the rest of the army.



God, I love being in the Intelligence Department! This is sooooo cool!!

how did Gb find out *is suspicous*

I have no idea, I think he's probably monitoring every other organization in sight... strange kid.
But he proved to be a reliable source after all, you can check out the Terranic Army's Intelligence Centre if you want to see their devious plans.

Ive seen! its my friend Vicky! i bet this is coz i threw a prawn ball at her........ (long story)

Well, apparently she's monitoring us too. I had to reveal my presence there, and they'll be more carful from now on...


But we shall be prepared.



*wraps herself in a blanket* There, I'm safe now, I can't see them so they can't see me! Heeheehee!

*would do this also but then he'd look far too girly for even his liking*

*lurks in shadows*

*passes a secret message to MCF*


NO action
Spook MIA
Verc Game
GB Wierdo
HDF Arsing about
No real PCDW
Having fun? I am!
revenge will be mine!

*muffled from under the blanket*

I'm prepared for any attack! I wanna see them try to beat us... we'll drive them insane, like we did to all the others!

AND they can't see me!

*grins as EFM vanishes like a shadow*

*reads message*

i think we're safe for now m'lady*

*peeking from under the blanket*

Really?

Oh, good.

I'll go to sleep then... it's almost 2am!

*reappears disconcertingly in the shadows next to pennywhistle*

*hands her a note*

---------------------[message}-------------------------

and leave terranic alone, you no good, too slow

i've been watching you for months, since before nicklmas
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i know this was a few posts before, but exactly what kind of "pot plant" is Frank? I don't want him too be a bad influence to Squishy.

Can't we take the offensive for once? I'm ready to out some squares.

*walks in to find a note lying on the floor next to the bundeled-up blanket*

Oh look, a note!

*reads it, then turns to one of the hidden cameras*

Hi EFM, yeah, I know you've been watching us for a while, good job too! Very impressive (and yes, I do know these cameras are not all you have around, it's just easier talking to them). Anyway, you guys can come any time you want, once you figure out what the hell you're doing, who's the leader and where all your tea disappeared to . As you surly know we ARE undefeatable, if only for the fact we will ignore all defeats and move to talk about something else. Like Yuvi said when she was here before, we are fully prepared to out anyone who attempts an attack.

Bye for now, and have a nice day!



*goes to a corner and practices materializing out of the shadows and misteriously disappearing again, because it seems like a very cool thing to know*

Yael, you fool! You let them know that I was watching them! You're not supposed to reveal that fact to them.

Well, I've just found out that spook has agreed with EMFs plan to invade! F1674066?thread=340647&latest=1

I suggest that we contact the evil army of h2g2 and see if they would be willling to ally with us against the TA.

*materializing out of the shadows*

Hey, I never said I was any good at that whole Intelligence thing... consider it a challenge, now you have to deal with a rival that knows you're listening in on them.


Anyway, we seem to be ready for a war. *vaguely points out towards the barbed wire fence surrounding the 8m-high concrete wall surrounding the crocodile-infested water ditch*


And I have my secret weapons all ready! *inspects a bunch of rubberbands and smiles contently*