h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm not going to sign anything it appears i left my arm at home is there

Are you trying to join us?

(What is wrong with you?!)
Anyway, sure

Lots of cake!
You in?

too much temporal travel. wanted to go to mid 21st century used wrong screwdriver went to early 11th and some funny lookin dude came at me with a sword!
like mad and arrived outside to hear EC bouncing off the decor.
I'll join if you can open this stupid toolbox.
His name is currently arthur.

Well, there's your problem.
Try being nice to the toolbox. It doesn't like being called stupid.

Gotta ask nicely.

Oh, and don't mind EC. He...umm, yeah.

He got a bit over-excited by the padded walls. They remind him of better times.


Oh, and hi, by the way!
Hi Arthur!

I'll try and see what happens. Although he's now gone all red because Lady P spoke directly to him the colour suits him though don't you think what occurs in this strangley pleasent place other than fine cake and a happy sea monkey?

Not much.

Outsanity, basically.

You in?

Anybody want to buy this 'handy' limb regrowing potion. Only £30 a bottle or two for £50?

I'm in by the looks of it thanks for the invite.
Don't need the potion E but thanks for the offer Mine should catch up with me soon.

U-NUMBER: U247749
COMMENTS: I be a poirit! can a join thie Cru?

Sure. Somebody will be along to greet you officially in a while, but feel free to wander about the base.

Unofficial greetings Not him

Have a piece of as a sign of welcomeness

*eats and shares around that he has brought*

What we need now is Evilclaw to turn up and pour the

*wonders through*

Hello hello and hello to all new people who have never seen me before. Oddly enough I'm suppose to be in charge, but generally GB takes over anyway so just make sure you dont believe too much his says and try to not mutiny its really not worth it. Now, go follow links to other rooms and I'll get back to .....


*wonders out*

Hurrah, a new socierty to join

You wish to join our little cabal?

But of course

Well you have to fill out the form on the page then. It's a technicality.

Psst, GB. Tell the new sucker...I mean new member about the *wink* surcharge on tea consumption *wink* </>