h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*stands just outside the doorway looking in*
tsk,tsk,tsk....what a messy bunch you are
poor Greebo will have a hissy upon seeing this room.
tsk,tsk,tsk....
*looks about some more then realizes the tickly part of the whole thing and giggles uncontrollably*
AA

*Holds fast to Baldrick. Grins wickedly as AA laughs in the doorway.*

You gave us your mud, I think we'll treat you to some of ours.

*Gwennie smears the celebrity masque mud all over Baldrick's face. Mari-rae holds him tightly until the masque is set and dried. Then she lets him go. Baldrick rubs off the masque and finds his face has changed. Staring in disbelief into the bathroom mirror he finds that he now looks exactly like John Cleese!*


~triumphant grin~ Hiya, Basil!

You are not putting that on me young lady!!!!

*stands beside Greebo with an umbrella just in case mud comes her way*
AA

~Greebo grins at Aunty~


Hello... nice to see you here... do you come her often???

*Grins at Greebo*
only when i think something might be afoot
AA

~Greebo glances at all four of her feet in concern~

*AA giggles at the funny funny she made and the concern it has caused dear Greebo*
i'm sorry sweety...please don't fret your fluffy little self, i promise your feet are not what i meant
*places a large jelly filled doughnut and a glass of cold milk (with straw) in front of Greebo to settle her nerves*
AA

~Greebo calms down~ You are sooooooo good at making things right Aunty... ~grin~

~Greebo tucks into the doughnut... and slurps with gusto on the straw~

*AA decides now would be a good time to take a bit of a rest (as she is finding herself a bit tuckered out at the moment) and curls up against the wall for 40 winks*
AA

*Gets busy with the mop and pail, vacuum cleaner, and duster. Washes and dries the bed linens. Soon has Greebo's bedroom looking as good as new.*

Greebo, do you mind if I make some popcorn?

*raises one eyelid slightly and peers at the wonderful job mari-rae has done with the room*
she is a good egg now isn't she?
*lowers said eyelid and continues with her 40 winks*
AA

*Peeps catiously round the door.*

Has all the mud gone? Is it safe to come back yet?

Popcorn... hmmmmm... would that be toffee popcorn which me loves so very much????

*at the mention of toffee popcorn AA begins to stir*
yyyaaawwwwnnnnn........sssssttttrrrreeeeettttcccchhhhh......
AA

Me asked first!!!

Yes! and cheezy, just buttered, carameled... whatever you would all like! I won't be a minute!

*goes down to Greebo's kitchen. Furious popping noises are heard. Cupboards open and shut. There are good smells shortly that come wafting into the bedroom. She soon reappears with bowls and bowls of every kind of popcorn and seasonings to top it off. Napkins too, as she doesn't want to clean the bedroom again. She disappears back into the kitchen and comes back dragging a cooler full to the brim with drinks.*

Dig in!!!

Looks like I have reasen to be grateful to my @$%&*`£$ browser or completely shutting me out of h2g2 for 3 days. I'm now on somebody else's terminal, thank God.
Did smeone say popcorn?

*Puts a comforting arm around Baldrick's shoulders.*

Being shut out of h2g2 is a terrible fate. Hope you get it resolved. The BFGs could pay a visit to your browser if you'd like. Have some popcorn. Drinks are in the cooler.

Thanx mari-rae.....
*chomp*