h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Gwennie manages to reach the ray gun just before it "converted" Menza into a giant jam doughnut but too late for the sofa which Greebo is now eyeing with obvious hunger...*

Now then Greebo... surely you don't think you can eat a whole sofa in one go..

*Pulls Menza to standing position and reshapes his head...*

Oi, its supposed to be round, not shaped like a traffic cone.

Oops! Sorry! *Pummels Menza's head to a sort of oval shape...* Now, where would you like your mouth today???

~Whilst no-one is looking.. Greebo snaffles the Doughnut Gun and puts it in her Garfield backpack... knowing that the weapon could come in very useful for those occasions when a doughnut is needed and no one is around to supply it...~

~Greebo gets up and wanders over to the sofa... ~ Hmmm... this lokks jolly interesting... ~grin~

~She takes one little bite...half the sofa nearly disapears...~

*strolls in still suffering from flu*
did I miss much?
mines a lemsip please!

Um. Did anyone read the caveat on the Doughnut Gun? About how the effect is only temporary? Which implies...
Ew.
I think I'll be going now. Sofas are not good for the digestion.
Oh, here's a lemsip. With my special ingredient .

Glide's into the room....lQQking for a lost soul....
and spy's Menza floating around..>now there's one!!<
must be my lucky day

Oh dear. Er.... ARGH! I need the sofa back! I have to have a sofa in all my forums for moral support! Argh...!
(Oh and this person is after Menz's soul.. )

*starts moving towards sofa once more, this time a double speed*

Oi hands off, I'm still using it.

Oh sorry... ~Greebo barfs up the sofa she just ate... ~

Harrumph. Some people never read the instructions.
Psst, here are some replacement batteries for the gun, when those run out.
Just stay away from my house, d'ya hear?

Eye's Menza up and decide's that it's not worth the extra effort to chase him around the room....*hand's* Greebo a bag of doughnut's that he brought with him and tell's Menza ~I know where there's a body that's about your size~ might be a little hard to retrive though

~ Greebo graciously grabs greedily ~ Thankyou... just what me wanted... ~grin~... doughnuts...

~Greebo munches happily... awaiting the answer to the body question... ~

I still think we should make Menz a proper body with muscles and stuff. We'd have to start with the ske...*deep breath* ...with the bones.

surely one of the many gods around on h2g2 could give menza a body?

i would but i have not been trained with body replacement just yet.....only with basics like how to defeat evil detergent and other little things like hoe to make doughnuts from nothing....litle things....

~big grin~... It would seem Mistress Fairy that you have been taught the most important things already...

*laughs* Hmm.. Maybe we should consult Menza. Menza?

why dont we go back in time and retreve his body and stop it ever being destroyed in the first place because i feel that would save a lot of hassle....now all we need to do is find a time machine...or just make it up as we go along......

Well somebody figure something out. And would someone mind picking my hand up, it just fell off.