h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Are those toastys crunchy? If so I'll have one.

Mikonet wanders into the room, yawning (jet lag), carrying a towel, a bag of oranges for the host, and lots of pork steam buns, vegetarian steam buns, and Shandong steam buns for everyone. Meanwhile, the clutch pop's out on his Avis rent-a-spaceship...the ship begins to slowly lose altitude, then gains speed rather quickly, crashing into the faraway ground with a bang...which everyone ignores. Mikonet grabs a Frappachino in one hand and a Pepsi Max in the other, sits down on his towel, and tries to stay awake.

*alicat appears with a large box of delicious, blue doughnuts of love and a case of beer. Hands box of doughnuts to Greebo, with a smile of affection* Hope you like themMonkey Boy made them fresh minutes ago. I have cookies too, if anyone wants some. Me needs a beer.

Allow me.

*pours *

~Greebo accepts the blue doughnuts... and moves to sit with Mikonet~ Hello... you be a stranger around these parts... ~grin~... hmmm... nice towel... so soft... ~Greebo shoves Mikonet aside until he topples off his towel~
Oh thankyou... ~Greebo grins sweetly... rolls the towel around her until she is very snuggly... and gently falls to sleep.... occasionally a small amount of drool is seen dribbling from the corner of her delicate little mouth~

LOL!!!
mikonet tugges on the corner of his towel for awhile, but then gives it up as a lost cause. "mmmmmm BLUE donuts!" He helps himself to one, and munches contentedly, making sure the crumbs fall on Greebo....

At least she will enjoy having a wash when she wakes up.

As long as it lasts....how long has that been so far?

*curls up behind Greebz' ear and nibbles (Just One!) doughnut crumblie*

ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

~~~~DREAM SEQUENCE~~~~

Greebo and Nonnie are in a huge room filled from floor to ceiling with doughnuts of all shapes and flavours... Greebo climbs to the tops of the pile and Nonnie stays at the bottom... And on a signal that is heard by both cat and mouse... they begin to munch towards each other!!!!

~~~~END DREAM SEQUENCE~~~~

~Greebo sighs with contentment in here sleep... drool puddles on the floor~

ZZZZzzzzz ZZZZZzzzzzz

*Gwennie walks towards snoring and munching sounds....slips on puddle of drool on the floor and lands in the box of blue doughnuts...*

Oops! Sorry chaps! Clumsy old me!

What a mess! *Stands up and starts to pull bits of doughnut from clothing and hair...*

Has anyone got a floor mop before this drool gets out of hand?

Mikonet looks for a mop for awhile, but can't find one, so veeerrrrry carefully pulls the towel (and cat and mouse) across the drool, back and forth, to wipe it up.

*puts a bowl under greebos chin to catch any drool*
there, none of it will get on the floor now

Careful who gets ahold of that bowl....

I will empty it at regular intervals to make sure it doesn't get full, however with all the evil geniuses around here we'd better be careful they don't use it for some weird experiment, maybe they would try to clone greebo from the drool? euch!

I was thinking more along the lines of someone accidently drinking it, involuntarily doing an experiment on themselves...

how about I put a solidifying agent into the bowl? that way it will just be a solid lump of drool, no ones gonna touch that

You might be surprised.....*I've* eaten worse, other people might, too....

*Jinx explodes - quite literally - and eats all the blue doughnuts (at least she tries to and then realises that her mouth is now a figament of anyone's imagination or if you are lacking in imagination - a puddle of exploded Jinx)*

*her ghostly mouth froms the words "Ha! You've got more than Greebo's drool to deal with now!"*

*runs into room, takes in bowl of congealed Greebo-drool, spit-sodden towel, and exploded puddle of Jinx at a glance*

AAAAAAAAHHHHH! I CLEANED this room!

*almost faints, starts to weep softly* All that work wasted...oh, wait; this is a different room. Oops...

*looks around at everyone, grinning hopefully and desperately*
Please tell me I didn't wake Greebo up with my scream? I always hate to wake sleeping cats up...particularly if they have titanium-tipped fake claws...*looks very worried and scared, as though she might weep again*