h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*eats a bit of *

I WANT and most of all, I want throngs of

And I don't think it's fair when Greeb pushes me aside!

Sad and hungry Kimoto

there, there.the table will now replace every as soon as anyone starts to eat it or takes it off the table. and the table is now much larger, PLENTY of room for everyone!

Cant talk.

~yum, smuff, slurp, gnaw, munch~

Eating.

~growl, wolf, chew, nipple, munch~

But thanx

Hey... just cause me away a day... doesn't mean you can eat all the food... ~pout~

You eat to, Greeb-friend!

~Hands bunch of 's to other nice cat~

YUMMMM!

*frantic eating can be heard as the room disappears in a cloud of doughnut crumbs*

News-anchor voice:

We fear that the room previously devoted to the famous Greebos Party #17 has been more than just demolished. Witnesses barely escaping the frenzy describe the scene as worse than anything they've ever seen, including and surpassing The Flood, Mt.St.Helens and Diet Cola.

"It was terrifying" says one guest, who narrowly escaped by tossing off coat and shoes. "Everything was just... just... disintegrated right there and then!" The shocked witness was then helped to the waiting ambulance to be treated for bitemarks.

Experts speculate that the combined feeding efforts of the hostess, the very honoured Greebo T. Cat and one of her esteemed guests, one KimotoCat, both complex felines, have created a vortex which basically functions much the same way as what layman know as a Black Hole.

In more popular terminology, whatever comes within a certain distance is drawn in and devoured by the tow frantically chewing maws.

We'll be back as the scene develops, though we pray that it wont.

Sir Eatsalot
CNN

(Cat Nip and News)

~yum, smuff, slurp, gnaw, munch, growl, wolf, chew, nipple, munch~

*setlles a safe distance away, mourning the coat and shoes.*

~Greebobo finds a nice new coat to wear... and ponders what she should do with the pair of shoes in front of her~

But Greebo...

~yum, smuff, slurp, gnawl, munch, growl, wolf, chew, nipple, munch~

Your natural coat suits you so nicely!

*Walks out of the disaster area cover from head to toe with doughnut crumbs*

~Greebo decides that KC is right and hands the coat to Menza...~ Er... Menza my love... you wouldn't want a nice new pair of shoes as well would you?

*accepts coat and gets it very doughnuty*

The shoes I've got have lots of life left in them thanks.

*eats shoes*

Yummm....

AAAAAAGH! I simulpost!

I meant a simulpost!

What are you trying to insimulate?