h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Foreign games did well for you lot last week. So I'm going to repeat the process this week.

All aboard. We're heading north to Scotland


Aberdeen v Motherwell
Celtic v Inverness CT
Falkirk v Hibernian
Gretna v Kilmarnock
Hearts v Rangers


All predictions to be in by noon on Saturday, 15th September.

Och, noo, where's me kilt...

*rifles through bumper book of stereotypes"

wee Jimmeh?

just down from the Isle of Skye
I'm no very big but I'm awful shy
All the lassies shout as I walk by,
"Donald, Where's Your Troosers?"

Let the wind blow high and the wind blow low
Through the streets in my kilt I go
All the lassies cry, "Hello!
Donald, where's your troosers?"

I went to a fancy ball
It was slippery in the hall
I was afeared that I may fall
Because I nay had on troosers

I went down to London town
To have a little fun in the underground
All the Ladies turned their heads around, saying,
"Donald, where's your troosers?"

The lassies love me every one
But they must catch me if they can
You canna put the breeks on a highland man, saying,
"Donald, where's your troosers?"

Sorry, got a bit carried away.

It's Scotland's week alright (with all due respect to England's performance too )

Group B qualifying for Euro 2008
P W D L F A GD PTS
1 Scotland 9 7 0 2 17 7 10 21
2 Italy 9 6 2 1 15 7 8 20
3 France 9 6 1 2 15 3 12 19
4 Ukraine 8 4 1 3 10 9 1 13
5 Lithuania 9 3 1 5 7 11 -4 10
6 Georgia 9 2 1 6 14 15 -1 7
7 Faroe Islands 9 0 0 9 3 29 -26 0


HELLLLLOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aberdeen v Motherwell 2-0 (Darren Mackie)

Celtic v Inverness CT 5-0 (Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink)

Falkirk v Hibernian 1-2 (Steven Fletcher)

Gretna v Kilmarnock 0-2 (Colin Nish)

Hearts v Rangers 0-3 (Kris Boyd)

I'm awful at Scottish football predicting (and English. And pretty much anywhere) but here goes nowt.

Aberdeen 0-0 Motherwell
Celtic 2-0 Inverness CT (Jan Venegoor of Hesselink)
Falkirk 1-0 Hibernian (Higdon)
Gretna 0-2 Kilmarnock (Naismith)
Hearts 1-3 Rangers (Beasley)

This ain't a foreign trip for me I've seen my team play at 4 of these stadiums in Domestic competition. I've even seen them play two of these teams in the last twelve months.

scotland ... this is not a day for me to think about scotland, troosers or nae troosers!

Think you've got it bad? We've got them as neighbours.

Naismith moved to Rangers on transfer deadline day Psycorps, two of us whinged about it at the time as we'd put in our predictions ahead of it. You've no excuse

(and no doubt, now I've said that, several of my predicted scorer will either be injured, suspended or dead )

My excuse is that I know I've got no chance of winning this week and knew full well you'd complained about him last time out

Welcome to irony.

No I think Psy is predicting a real shank of a shot from Tynecastle. At elast it only has to get as far as Fir Park and not the whole way down to Raydale. I'll look out for the ball going past Almondvale As we'd be close to the flight path.

Aberdeen 3-1 Motherwell (Darren Mackie)
Celtic 4-0 Inverness CT (Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink)
Falkirk 1-2 Hibernian (Steven Fletcher)
Gretna 0-3 Kilmarnock (Colin Nish)
Hearts 1-3 Rangers (Kris Boyd)

Aberdeen 1-2 Motherwell (David Clarkson)
Celtic 4-0 Inverness CT (Paul Hartley)
Falkirk 1-3 Hibernian (Abdessalam Benjelloun)
Gretna 1-1 Kilmarnock (Colin Nish)
Hearts 0-3 Rangers (Kris Boyd)

Aberdeen 0-1 Motherwell (Clarkson)
Celtic 3-0 Inverness CT (VoH)
Falkirk 0-2 Hibernian (Fletcher)
Gretna 1-3 Kilmarnock (Nish)
Hearts 0-3 Rangers (Cousin)

Aberdeen 2-1 Motherwell (Mackie)
Celtic 7-1 Inverness CT (Riordan)
Falkirk 3-3 Hibernian (Latapy)
Gretna 2-4 Kilmarnock (McMennamin)
Hearts 2-0 Rangers (makela)

Aberdeen 2 - 1 Motherwell ~ Brewster
Celtic 5 - 0 Inverness CT ~ Donati
Falkirk 0 - 1 Hibernian ~ Zemmama
Gretna 0 - 2 Kilmarnock ~ Invincible
Hearts 1 - 3 Rangers ~ Darcheville

Aberdeen 1-0 Motherwell (Lee Miller)
Celtic 3-1 Inverness CT (Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink)
Falkirk 0-2 Hibernian (Steven Fletcher)
Gretna 0-1 Kilmarnock (Colin Nish)
Hearts 1-2 Rangers (Kris Boyd)

McKay: I think Brewster is now Inverness manager, rather than an Aberdeen centre-forward

Aberdeen 0-0 Motherwell
Celtic 3-0 Inverness Caledonian Thistle (J.Vennegoor of Hesselink)
Falkirk 0-0 Hibernian
Gretna 1-4 Kilmarnock (Colin Nish)
Hearts 2-4 Rangers (Kris Boyd)