h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is probably going to be a meeting room for the regiment. Any business can be discussed here just beware that the walls aren't impermeable, they have ears. Oh yes, please report in here.

i must report they have there own

and ?

Of course! Plenty of both?

I don't see your name on the list. Are you here to sign up?

will i be working with tea ladys




and do they have hobnods



if so ill sign up

Well, we don't have an official tea-lady. But you could be the tea-man if you wanted to. And I don't know what a hobnod is but I'm sure we can dig one up for you.

its a cookie .



reporting for dutie your new tea man
the men with the seven deadly brews

How deadly? Could we use them as a weapon?

?

I will add you to the members list, but you will have to report to Terran for proper induction and a rank. I will give you a temporary rank for now.

what will my temporary rank be.


i would like to be known as capt. big t. ern

Your temporary rank will be Regimental Teaman of the Gazpacho Regiment. Your insignia will be .

Temporary as in until you see Field-Marshall Terran and he gives you something permanent. As for being a Captain, again you'll have to see the boss.

there something you should know



im a trained fish fryer and i can peel a spud in 10 seconds flat



at boot camp i killed 10 men a day just by talking to them

well one died the other nine eat the fish and chip

In which case you have a choice:

1. You can either stay here, we need a cook or
2. Report here A815320 for evaluation.

I could be a part time cook until a full time cook is found. I specialise in Super food meals.