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*Follows the screams and sees Rebil, but doesn't realise what she is screaming at*

What is it? What's wrong?

*turns around frozen to death*
Erm....nutin

Well, why were you screaming like that? I thought you'd been attacked.

right.....

*stops dead again staring at Aximili pretending it is just some stuff but really she can see her friends making a fool of him by pranking him with wet water ballons and they are starting to aim*

*As soon as her friends throw the balloons, he catches them quick as a flash and throws them back with perfect aim, even though he has his back to them*

I thought you lot had learned by now. well, I didn't come here to be insulted. A good night to you, Rebil. *Leaps away*

Erm excuse me Aximili this is not my fault and still you are walking away from me

*Balances on a rooftop a-la Spider-Man*

I know they were only joking, otherwise I'd have ripped their heads off *He winks good-humouredly* Anyway, I'm not walking away from you. I was jumping away.*Laughs*

Come and join me. It's a beautiful view up here. The entire city lit up like a christmas tree. It really is stunning.

No thanks
i have a chocolate fountain to catch up with

*runs in to candy shops and starts eating the chocolate and then takes of her clothes so she just has a bikini on and has a shower in it*
sweeeeeeettttttt


*then gets out covered in chocolate*

Finished

Rebil, you look delicious *winks* Seriously, you're not a normal girl, are you.

*licks chocolate of her lips*

yup you said it

On both accounts, I think *Winks again*

So, you are going to walk home like that are you? Covered in chocolate? Also, I don't think the management are going to be too happy about that. It might be called...unhygienic.

whatever
they said that i can keep the fountain now,anyways because I WAS THE 100TH CUSTOMER TO STEP THROUGH THOSE DOORS

yupeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Lucky. Need any help carrying it? Since you can bathe in it, it's unlikely to be light enough for you to carry on your own.

*Prince Tijerius stirs slowly, fitfully. His eyelids flicker but his eyes do not open*

*Victor emerges from the shadows, he is not in much better shape than the Prince before him. He spies Aximilli and makes a show of looking far more injured than he is*

Please...kind sir...help me

*To Rebil* Please excuse me.

*Leaps down fom the rooftop and approaches the newcomer*

*Thinks wryly* Two in one night Lucky me...

*To the newcomer* Well, what happened to...*something clicks in his mind by the stars! Did you just come out of that wall? Here, let me take a look at your wounds.

Thank you

*leans heavily on Aximilli*

I was attacked, by a traitor to the Camarilla

A traitor1 Wait. Don't say anything more. Not yet. Conserve your strength until we've got you somewhere you can rest. I'll take you to Elysium. Then, if I can do nothing for your wounds, at least I might find someone who can.

*gazes down at newcomer*
Well Aximili thanks for your offer buttttttttttttttttttt
i can't take the chance of you knicking my chocolate!

*Rebil winks*