h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hmm
often more said than done

Well, if you want to take that tone, we really ARE through!

*Storms out of Elysium*

FINE

*texts mother*
get out of the mansion
through te back door and escape.

*walks in and makes herself comfortable*
*takes out a small notebook and starts writing*

*Rebil walks in with one of her friends and leads her to her bedroom*

*Louds laughters come from her bedroom*

*Aximili wanders into the Elysium after feeding. He gets a drink and sits at the bar, waiting for something interesting to happen*

*Rebil unaware of Aximilis being here starts a pillow fight with her friend Becca and accidently she opens the door and becca axcidently throws the pillow accidently at Aximili*

Oops

*Becca and Rebil burst out laughing*

*Aximili has his back to them, so has no way to avoid the pillow, which hits him in the back of the head. He looks down, sees the pillow, picks it up, then hears the laughing. He turns around to see Rebil and Becca holding on to each other, they are laughing so much. He looks angry for a minute, then sees the funny side of it and starts chuckling quietly. He decides to have a little fun with Rebil and her friend for laughing at him.*

Okay. *Holds out the pillow* Who threw this? C'mon. Who threw it? *He says it jokingly, but anyone who didn't know him and didn't see the gleam of mischief in his eye would think he was really angry*

*laughs*
Becca:we both did,

Rebil:so what ya gonna do bout it

THIS *Thwocks Becca and Rebil with the pillow* Haha! Defend yourselves!

*both get hit with the pillow*

*each whisper then go to Rebils room and get a box of popcron and throw it on Aximili*

NOW YOU DEFEND YOURSELF

Oh, so it's a foodfight you want is it? *Looks around for ammo. Goes to the bar and buys several large jellies and cakes.* Your choice, girls. Do we eat them, or do I throw them?

Lets eat them becs

Becca:k

*both give a evil grin and run up to the bar and stuff there faces and then see that they are fruit cakes(which they already knew) and spit them out on Aximili and then start chucking all the food at Aximili untill the food supplys of the whole hall runs out*

BOth:WHAT

EEW! Gross! Now I'm all sticky and I've got gunk on me.

What's brought this on? I was sitting, quietly having my drink, when I get bullied by you two. Anyone would think you had a grudge against me.

*Looks at the gunk splattered everywhere*

And everyone's going to be really mad at you for messing up the Elysium.

*look at eachother*

Well you see Aximili it was all your fault if you were more responsible 1 of us could have seen the sencible side of you and 1 of us could have gone out with you.......


You should be more like Clark

Becca:yeah *sighs*

Hey, hey I meant it as a joke all right?

Clark being the guy you spoke with the other day, I assume?

No!

That is another boy we no

Becca:Clark is the most hottest guy in the Universe,He is an actor and keeps on flirting with Rebil whenever we go out.Like in a group.So him and Rebil should get it on tonight.

*Aximili looks upset for about a second, but controls himself and keeps his pleasant demeanour*

I see. Well I wish the pair you you *Indicating Rebil and Becca* a pleasant evening and I hope the other pair *looks at Rebil* are happy together. Now, if you'll excuse me, as much as I love talking to you, I'd much rather do it in clothes that aren't covered in gunk. Good evening, ladies. *Leaves Elysium and heads for his house, dripping cake goo as he goes*

*Rebil looks dissapointed but soons cheers up*

Hey becks go have a drink in the bar

Becca:sure!

*After a while, Aximili re-enters Elysium, with no trace of the food fight left on him, which is more than can be said for the bar. He heads to the bar, and chooses a stool not dripping gunk, which unfortunately puts him very close to where Becca is sitting, though he avoids that problem y simply pretending it does not exist.*