h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Venus in Fly Trap has contributed:

Men & Woman's Haircuts:
http://www.h2g2.com/A331255
(Life - Humans - Men And Women's Haircuts)

Camping
http://www.h2g2.com/A320563
(Everything - Hobbies - Camping)

Schools and Eductaion
http://www.h2g2.com/A320527
(Everything - Education - Schools and Education)

The Police
http://www.h2g2.com/A320473
(Everything - Emergency Services - The Police)

Aeroplanes
http://www.h2g2.com/A319880
(Everything - Transport - Aeroplanes)

and updated:

Tech-support Jokes - Part III
http://www.h2g2.com/A311914
(Everything - Computers - Tech Support Jokes - Part III)

Warnings, Signs and Instructions
http://www.h2g2.com/A265718
(Everything - Films, Television & The Media - Warnings, Signs & Instructions)

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KC has contributed "Your Mother's So Fat" jokes:
http://www.h2g2.com/A339842
(Life - Families - Your Mother's So Fat)
And has asked for some contributions, so please contribute and join in.

And Lisa The Freak has contributed people's Famous Last Words:

http://www.h2g2.com/A290585
(Life - Humans - Last Words)

She would like help contributing to this, so please go along and make suggestions!

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Lisa has contributed even more jokes! Well done Lisa! They are:

Bread And Cats:
http://www.h2g2.com/A359967
(Life - Animals - Cats and Bread)

The Buffalo Theory
http://www.h2g2.com/A359994
(Life - Animals - The Buffalo Theory)

No Dog, No Dog Food
http://www.h2g2.com/A359985
(Life - Animals - No Dog, No Dog Food)

The World's Shortest Books
http://www.h2g2.com/A360019
(Everything - Films, TV & The Media - World's Shortest Books)

Keep those jokes coming!

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Still more jokes - they're really coming thick and fast now!

More by Lisa the Freak:
Geek Poem:
http://www.h2g2.com/A291467
(Everything - Computers - Geek Poem)

And by Venus in Fly Trap:

Pregnancy Advice
http://www.h2g2.com/A340020
(Life - Families - Pregnancy Advice)

Further Education
http://www.h2g2.com/A339978
(Everything - Eductation - Further Eductaion)

The jokes must flow!

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Dear dear dear - no-one's contributed many jokes for ages

Oh well, Venus In Fly-Trap has helped contribute jokes on:

Bible Jokes
http://www.h2g2.com/A396542
(Everything - Religious - Bible Jokes)

Rules Of The Air
http://www.h2g2.com/A398234
(Everything - Transport - Rules of the Air)

Name Jokes
http://www.h2g2.com/A398199
(Life - Humans - Name Jokes)

Please contribute more jokes!

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Okay then - this week, Venu In-Fly Trap has added:

Cow Jokes:
http://www.h2g2.com/A409402
(Life - Animals - Cow Jokes)

What Happens When You Fall In Love With...
http://www.h2g2.com/A409420
(Everything - Work & Workers - What Happens When You Fall In Love With)

and updated:

Police Jokes:
http://www.h2g2.com/A320473
(Everything - Emergency Services - The Police)

E. Vibenstein has sponsored:

Icecream Jokes
http://www.h2g2.com/A411265
(Everything - Food - Icecream Jokes)

Please send in more jokes!

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Lisa the Freak has contributed:

Top 10 Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery:
http://www.h2g2.com/A419537
(Life - Health - Top 10 things you don't want to hear during surgery)

And Joanna/Leazes has contributed:

Musician's Jokes:
http://www.h2g2.com/A426935
(Everything - Hobbies - Musician's Jokes)

Keep the jokes coming!

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And we've got more jokes!

Jester has:
Condescending English Dictionary:
http://www.h2g2.com/A179921
(Everything - Language - Jester's CE Dictionary)

Magnolia has contributed:
Spermicons
http://www.h2g2.com/A445042
(Life - Humans - Sperm Icons)

And Venus In Fly Trap has added:

Sport Wisdom:
http://www.h2g2.com/A451342
(Everything - Hobbies - Sport Wisdom)

Lessons For Dogs:
http://www.h2g2.com/A451351
(Life - Animals - Lessons For Dogs)

Accident Reports:
http://www.h2g2.com/A451379
(Universe - Travel - Accident Reports)

I Need A Job...
http://www.h2g2.com/A451397
(Everything - Work & Workers - I Need A Job)

Vegetable Love:
http://www.h2g2.com/A451405
(Life - Plants - Vegetable Love)

Keep the jokes coming!

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Fraulein Grafenberg has contributed a joke about an onion and a donkey here:
http://www.h2g2.com/A459867
(Everything - Food - Onion & Donkey Joke)

Venus In Fly Trap has contributed:

Teenagers Are Cats:
http://www.h2g2.com/A455555
(Life - Animals - Teenagers Are Cats)

Cats And Creation:
http://www.h2g2.com/A462782
(Life - Animals - Cats and Creation)

Doctors Building A Hospital:
http://www.h2g2.com/A462683
(Life - Health - Doctors Building A Hospital)

Signs Found In Kitchens
http://www.h2g2.com/A462124
(Everything - Food - Sings Found In Kitchens)

Maintenance Work Orders By USAAF
http://www.h2g2.com/A462755
(Universe - Transport - Maintenance Work Orders)

And Updated:

The News
http://www.h2g2.com/A262423
(Everything - Films TV & The Media - The News)

Word Jokes:
http://www.h2g2.com/A266221
(Everything - Language - Word Play)

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Okay - Important Notice.
From now on, I hope to include a joke page from the Joke Directory in the H2G2 Post, similar to how H2G2 Fiction features a story a week. So, I'd like to know who is willing to let me put their jokes in the Post each week, and who would rather I didn't. At the moment I'm not going to include anyone's jokes unless they ask me to.
Thanks for listening,

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Okay - Important Notice.
From now on, I hope to include a joke page from the Joke Directory in the H2G2 Post, similar to how H2G2 Fiction features a story a week. So, I'd like to know who is willing to let me put their jokes in the Post each week, and who would rather I didn't. At the moment I'm not going to include anyone's jokes unless they ask me to.
Thanks for listening,

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Just so I can garner more infamy and adoration than I can handle on this site, you can include my joke!

Yeah, you can include mine.

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JOTD: For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients

Okay, fine by me

Okay, so in the next few weeks, your jokes will appear in the H2G2 Post. I'll include them in the order in which I was given approval to include the jokes, which so far is:
Eccles
Fraulein Grafenberg
Jester
Queazer
Venus in Fly Trap
So Eccles will have a joke included next week, Fraulein Grafenberg the week after, Jester the week after that etc.

Thanks for helping out.

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Okay, more jokes this week. In alphabetical order, they are:

Anonymous has contributed:
The Rose:
http://www.h2g2.com/A338645
(Life - Plants - The Rose)
PLEASE NOTE: This is not a joke, but is well worth reading.

Dragonfly has contributed:
Hiker Comments:
http://www.h2g2.com/A469505
(Everything - Hobbies - Hiking)

Fraulein Grafenberg has contributed:
Italians & Jehovah's Witnesses:
http://www.h2g2.com/A467499
(Universe - Nationalities - Italians & Jehovah's Witnesses)

Venus In Fly-Trap has contributed:
Health
http://www.h2g2.com/A469163
(Life - Health - Health)

Thankyou everyone for contributing - hope to see more jokes soon!

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So Long And Thanks For Laughing is now almost 1 Year Old!!!
To celebrate, many of the old joke articles are being updated to include:
1.) Links to related articles.
2.) Pictures.
3.) Smileys

So far, all the Law Jokes, Hair jokes and Animal Jokes have been updated.

On a sadder note, of the jokes that have appeared in the H2G2 Post, so far none have received any comment.

Jokes contributed by Venus in Fly Trap:

Blonde Jokes - Part II
http://www.h2g2.com/A484544
(Life - Hair - Blonde Jokes Part II)

Redhead Jokes
http://www.h2g2.com/A484535
(Life - Hair - Redhead Jokes)

Telephone Directory Enquiries
http://www.h2g2.com/A475940
(Everything - Film, TV & The Media - Telephone Directory Enquiries)

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