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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Started conversation Dec 14, 1999
Q. What's pink and red and sits in the corner making crunching noises?
A. A baby eating razorblades.
Q. What's pink and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A. A baby with a burst armband.
Q. What's pink and can't go down narrow corridors?
A. A baby with a spear through it's neck.
Q. What's pink and red and goes backwards and forwards?
A. A baby in a bacon slicer.
Q. What's pink and silver and walks into walls?
A. A baby with forks stuck in it's eyes.
Q. What's worse than a pile of 10 dead babies?
A. One live one in the middle trying to eat it's way out.
Q. How many babies does it take to redecorate a room?
A. One, if you throw it hard enough.
Q. What's worse than a dustbin full of 10 dead babies?
A. 10 dustbins full of one dead baby.
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sloppyploppy Posted Dec 14, 1999
Q: What's easier to unload, a truckload of babies or a truckload of bowling balls?
A:The babies because you can use a pitchfork.
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 14, 1999
Q. What's brown and taps on the window?
A. A baby in a microwave.
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sloppyploppy Posted Dec 14, 1999
I've used this one before but it's so good I can tell it twice.
Q:What's 18 inches long, has a swollen, purple head, and makes women scream?
A:Crib death.
Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: A baby with a plastic bag over its head.
Q: What's green and sits in the corner?
A: The same baby a week later.
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 15, 1999
Okay - so is someone going to collect these into an article to link to from the main page....? Please.........?
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 15, 1999
I'll see what I can do....give me a day or two. I'm busy working on H.R.A.S.C. at the moment (See my page for details)
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 15, 1999
Right, thanks. BTW - I didn't mean to sound moody or anything earlier - great jokes, love them lots, and I'm glad you're going to collect them! 
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sloppyploppy Posted Dec 15, 1999
Q: Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first.
A: So you can see the expression on it's face.
Q: What's red and crawls up a woman's leg?
A: A homesick abortion.
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 16, 1999
That last one is BRILLIANT!!!
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sloppyploppy Posted Dec 16, 1999
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Two scoops ice cream, two scoops dead baby.
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 17, 1999
I've got the page done now, its at hpttp://www.h2g2.com/A231184
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 17, 1999
sorry, typo
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 11, 2000
Please could you sign up for:
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=29080&thread=46675
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Baby jokes...
- 1: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 14, 1999)
- 2: sloppyploppy (Dec 14, 1999)
- 3: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 14, 1999)
- 4: sloppyploppy (Dec 14, 1999)
- 5: Bluebottle (Dec 15, 1999)
- 6: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 15, 1999)
- 7: Bluebottle (Dec 15, 1999)
- 8: sloppyploppy (Dec 15, 1999)
- 9: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 16, 1999)
- 10: sloppyploppy (Dec 16, 1999)
- 11: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 17, 1999)
- 12: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 17, 1999)
- 13: Bluebottle (Apr 11, 2000)
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