h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is that the royal we?

*imagines the queen having a pee*

When he was younger, one of my cousins once asked my mum if the queen had someone to wipe her bum for her

Kids are so naive, aren't they? Of course she does.

That's what I said

Do you think the queen ever gets really drunk and throws up?

Bet Princess Margaret and the queen mum did!

She's fond of her sherry and someone I know was at a function thing where she was and she was decidedly tipsy...

I am being very constsructive - getting and saving entries from the fleamarket

Just done one on the red-spotted newt Seemed like a good idea at the time!

Does the red-spotted newt get as p***ed as a hootoo researcher?

I don't know, does it?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

Dunno...

Hmmm... in that case we'll have to do an experiment next Saturday, and see if we can get as p***ed as a red-spotted newt.

*sounds bell* And we're back on topic.

Well done!

So, how about it? We go down the station, everyone picks a record, we make a show, bung it on minidisc, convert it to mp3, put it on the net for all to hear

Sounds good to me!

You are mad even for an SRG

Cool. Ku's up for it too

Being a bit skint - I can't afford to spend all day and night out on the bevvy, so a sort of plan would help me alot so I can plan which part of the day I want to spend !

Well, the only alcohol down there is the medical kind and you don't wanna drink that . All it'll cost is your bus fare, and if you get a day saver anyway...