h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi! Let me know what you think, about my article, about my writing style, or just about the weather!

~Beeblefish

We meet once again . I'm editing your article atm and I know as a fact that White Noise has a particular meaning - it's as white light - all frequencies being emmitted at the same time. When a TV or radio are out of tune they sound very close to White Noise. I like the article and think it deserves approval but until I can find a way to replace "White" I cannot submit it. I don't know - can I call it "continuous repetative background noise" or what? I know it doesn't sound as good but I can't call it white!

In fact I'm editing six of your entries! *distraught look*
I have a question about the warts article - what do you actually need. Can I change it to recommend to get band aids, aloe and vitamin E cream? It seems more logical compared with having bands of this and that. If not, could you explain exactly how they go on together? or are do they make bandages with both Vitamin E and aloe already on them? Thanks .

Hmmm -- I see what you mean about White Noise -- pehaps --Psuedo White Noise or Colloquial White Noise (with a footnote on actual What white noise actually is.)

How about Unfocussed Background Noise .....

You decide -- but maybe there should be something about White noise in there -- just because most people think of that as White noise --like I did.

The Band-Aids are brand specific -- they are Medicated Band-Aid Brand Aloe&Vitamine E Band Aids -- and that is what you need specifically. I dont know if just using the creams would work --I suspect that maybe -- but I dont want to assume.

I hope this helps