h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

sure! grab yourself a weapon and join in.

*grabs echianni duelling brand*

You could help me out with this one. It's strangling me!

Well I've already here, I was wondering if a Khamsin was going to attack me...

certainly godben!

*slams duelling brand into kamzins neck neatly decapitating it*

oh okay.

*walks over to the one Godben si wth and taps it on the shoulder*
excuse me...?

Now could you get it's arms away from my throat?

(you can't say you decapitated it, that's a continutiy breach. you can however say that you dealt a blow that should decapitate it)

Who cares! Gets its arms away from my neck!

2...*the Khamsin that is hugging GB explodes*

*the Khamsin that had its head cut off carries on charging and grabs STORMCROW's hand*

*another Khamsin* AK how nice to see you

*AK's Khamsin pulls out an UZI and empties the clip into his direction before throwiing the UZI at him too and Following up by charging at him*

*The explosion blows GodBen 5 meters back.*

Ow.

give me a second

*takes chainsaw out of back pack, fires it up and starts cutting khamsins to pieces.

Can somebody bring me to the medics office?

*the chain saw jams on the Khamsins shoulder*

*sticks lump of C4 to khamzins head and presses the detonator*

< well a decapitated head will do you no harm>

*head on the floor* Grrrrrrrrrrrr

*and then explodes*

*picks up discarded s.m.g, shakes his head in disgust*

im off to find some decent weapons. wheres the nearest arms dealer or armourer?

*17Khamsins stand ready*

< F131296?thread=303761&skip=460&show=20 is the guild store>

*the bullets are neatly desintigrated by an antimatter field aroudn me... which in turn neatly implodes, and I get a half a second to get out of it*
*field vanishes in a flash of light*
*ow my eyes that was sorta bright*

<<
*sees the Khamsin runnign towards him*
*catches the empty Uzi and throws it aside, and pulls out a lightning rod thingy (well insulated handle, of course) connected to a thingy that somehow holds the charge of a lightning bolt(there's already one held)(don't ask me about the science behind it, or lack thereof)...*
*the end of it crackles and sparks*