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the 'Platypus Dancing' series by tonsil revenge.
| Date | Subject | |
| 08.01.04 | Introduction | |
| 29.01.04 | Here is the News | |
| 05.02.04 | The connexion between education and commerce becomes strained | |
| 12.02.04 | Meanwhile, Back in Suburbia | |
| 19.02.04 | Meanwhile, Back at Broadcasting House | |
| 26.02.04 | Our Finest Brains at Work | |
| 04.03.04 | Meanwhile, Back at the Front Door | |
| 11.03.04 | Meanwhile, Back in the Courtroom | |
| 18.03.04 | Meanwhile, Back in the IT Centre | |
| 25.03.04 | Meanwhile, Back in the Mind of the Artist | |
| 01.04.04 | Meanwhile at a distant uncle's house | |
| 08.04.04 | Meanwhile, back at the office | |
| 15.04.04 | Meanwhile, back at the hospital | |
| 22.04.04 | Meanwhile, back on the Autobahn | |
| 29.04.04 | Meanwhile, back in the nursery | |
| 29.04.04 | Meanwhile, back at the old folks home | |
| 06.05.04 | Meanwhile, down at the marriage counselation office | |
| 13.05.04 | Meanwhile, back at the garden | |
| 20.05.04 | Meanwhile, back at the Heavenly internet cafe | |
| 10.06.04 | Meanwhile, in a quiet suburban parlour | |
| 17.06.04 | Meanwhile, back at the old soldier's home | |
| 24.06.04 | Meanwhile, back at the reality programming experiment with a daytime soap... | |
| 01.07.04 | Meanwhile, after solitaire becomes a bore... | |
| 08.07.04 | Meanwhile, in the Upper Bedroom | |
| 15.07.04 | Meanwhile, down at the Surrealist Art Gallery Handball Court | |
| 22.07.04 | Meanwhile, in the never-never land of adult thought | |
| 29.07.04 | Meanwhile, while the darling is away at summer camp | |
| 05.08.04 | Meanwhile, in the Rose Garden | |
| 12.08.04 | Meanwhile, at a Detroit intersection | |
| 19.08.04 | Meanwhile, in a Crowded Theatre | |
| 26.08.04 | Meanwhile, in the darkest recesses of corporate purgatory | |
| 02.09.04 | Meanwhile, halfway to school | |
| 09.09.04 | Meanwhile, at the search and rescue material convention | |
| 16.09.04 | Meanwhile, at the neighbour's window | |
| 23.09.04 | Meanwhile, at an intimate table at the back | |
| 30.09.04 | Meanwhile, back at the Pentagon | |
| 07.10.04 | Meanwhile, on the corner of without a clue and feckless | |
| 14.10.04 | Meanwhile, back at the OpEd Office | |
| 21.10.04 | Meanwhile, down at the ad agency, circa 1934 | |
| 28.10.04 | Meanwhile, back at the front, October 1918 | |
| 04.11.04 | Meanwhile, in the realm of reductio ad absurdem | |
| 18.11.04 | Meanwhile, back at the new employee orientation... | |
| 25.11.04 | Meanwhile, back at the facial recognition lab | |
| 02.12.04 | Meanwhile, back in the Gifted and Talented testing area | |
| 09.12.04 | Meanwhile, back at the vetinerary office | |
| 16.12.04 | Meanwhile, on this week's Antiques Loadshow | |
| 06.01.05 | Meanwhile, an awkward silence fills the throne room | |
| 13.01.05 | Meanwhile, on the edge of commercial sanity | |
| 20.01.05 | The Urim and The Thummin of Conversation | |
| 03.02.05 | Meanwhile, in Spoonerism hell | |
| 10.02.05 | Meanwhile, Tina learns the truth about computer architecture | |
| 10.02.05 | Meanwhile, back at the transatlantic cottage race | |
| 17.02.05 | Meanwhile, in the gifted and talented Sex Ed class | |
| 03.03.05 | Meanwhile, back at the front, April 1944 | |
| 10.03.05 | Meanwhile, back on the honesty in advertising front | |
| 17.03.05 | Meanwhile, back on the edge of a muddle-aged crisis | |
| 24.03.05 | Meanwhile, in a locker room in Florence | |
| 31.03.05 | Meanwhile, back on the frontier of untapped lies | |
| 07.04.05 | Meanwhile, at a fundy theological school in Texas | |
| 14.04.05 | Meanwhile, in the office of Senor Scrooge | |
| 21.04.05 | Meanwhile, on the edge of discovering what a new girlfriend is really all about | |
| 28.04.05 | Meanwhile, at the dinner after the movie | |
| 05.05.05 | Meanwhile, seconds after the end of the movie... | |
| 12.05.05 | Meanwhile, conversation almost overheard in a mall | |
| 26.05.05 | Meanwhile, a couple of blocks away, in utter suburbia | |
| 02.06.05 | Meanwhile, under a nearby tree | |
| 09.06.05 | Meanwhile, back at the caption contest | |
| 23.06.05 | Meanwhile, in the tortured world of a cartoonist | |
| 01.09.05 | Meanwhile, in the corner pocket of Hollywood prognostication | |
| 15.09.05 | Meanwhile, in a quiet corner of a swanky restaurant | |
| 29.09.05 | Meanwhile, over a breakfast coffee | |
| 13.10.05 | Meanwhile, back at the spaghetti tree | |
| 10.11.05 | Meanwhile, on the rosey side | |
| 24.11.05 | Meanwhile, back at the neighbour's window | |
| 08.12.05 | Meanwhile, back at the open mike group therapy session | |
| 22.12.05 | Meanwhile, at a Tattoo art gallery on Carnaby Street | |
| 12.01.06 | Meanwhile, six inches from the edge of anonymity | |
| 26.01.06 | Meanwhile, at the Ennobled Knobs awards | |
| 09.02.06 | Meanwhile, on the edge of unremitting sentimentality | |
| 23.02.06 | Meanwhile, on the edge of the generation gap | |
| 09.03.06 | Meanwhile, at Madame Aliyah Babar's tea parlour | |
| 23.03.06 | Meanwhile, at the Cedars of Eden Mediation Centre | |
| 06.04.06 | Meanwhile, on the edge of unavoidable sanity | |
| 20.04.06 | Meanwhile, somewhere this side of the rainbow of reason | |
| 18.05.06 | Meanwhile, on the edge of scientific curiosity and technological superiority | |
| 01.06.06 | Meanwhile, in a distant corner of the nursery | |
| 29.06.06 | Meanwhile, at a speedbump in the information kings road | |
| 29.06.06 | Meanwhile, in a conflict resolution Powerpoint presentation | |
| 13.07.06 | Meanwhile, back in 'why are we doing this' land | |
| 13.07.06 | Meanwhile, on the blunt edge of art education for the ignorant | |
| 27.07.06 | Meanwhile, on the edge of a potential crisis | |
| 27.07.06 | Meanwhile, on the edge of self-imposed denial | |
| 07.09.06 | Meanwhile, in a garage in Coddington | |
| 07.09.06 | Meanwhile, while visiting relatives you'll forget you ever had | |
| 21.09.06 | Meanwhile, at a comedic open mike on the edge of unnecessary roughness | |
| 21.09.06 | Meanwhile, on the edge of almost but not quite | |
| 05.10.06 | Meanwhile, on the edge of utter incredulity | |
| 05.10.06 | Meanwhile, in the land of more money than sense | |
| 16.11.06 | Meanwhile, on Mt Sinai, in an alternate universe | |
| 16.11.06 | Meanwhile, on the seemingly battered frontier of carpal tunnel treatment | |
| 30.11.06 | Meanwhile, on the edge of historical impossibility | |
| 30.11.06 | Meanwhile, in that hazy realm between mythology and fantasy | |
| 07.12.06 | The Post 7th Burpday Tribute | |
| 07.12.06 | Meanwhile, on the edge of almost but not quite trivia | |
| 21.12.06 | Meanwhile, in the middle of BFE, two years after a blessed event | |
| 21.12.06 | Meanwhile, in the realm of gifts you can't return | |
| 11.01.07 | Meanwhile, after Irmaline discovers the Lightbulb Shoppe | |
| 11.01.07 | Meanwhile, on the edge of Crewe | |
| 25.01.07 | Meanwhile, two inches to the left of Hemingway's publisher | |
| 25.01.07 | Meanwhile, in an odd corner of philosophy | |
| 08.02.07 | Meanwhile, somewhere inside the Green Zone | |
| 08.02.07 | Meanwhile, somewhere south of Poe | |
| 22.02.07 | Meanwhile, in the realm of almost humour | |
| 22.02.07 | Meanwhile, on the other side of obtusity | |
| 08.03.07 | Meanwhile, on the edge of photo realistic fantasy | |
| 08.03.07 | Meanwhile, on the razor edge of irony | |
| 22.03.07 | Meanwhile, on the edge of almost satire | |
| 22.03.07 | Meanwhile, in the midst of the beginning of the end | |
| 22.03.07 | Meanwhile, back in the rose garden... | |
| 22.03.07 | Meanwhile, on the edge of almost losing what you never had | |
| 03.05.07 | Meanwhile, on a long drive to the linguistics conference... | |
| 03.05.07 | Meanwhile, on the Alex Sphink satellite radio show... | |
| 17.05.07 | Meanwhile, on the edge of modern psychological insanity... | |
| 17.05.07 | Meanwhile, when bored geeks get creative... | |
| 14.06.07 | Meanwhile, on the edge of caring about the Star Wars annivoidary... | |
| 14.06.07 | Meanwhile, during an interview with George Lucas... | |
| 26.07.07 | Meanwhile, back in the mind of the concerned consumer... | |
| 26.07.07 | Meanwhile, on the edge of informed curiosity... | |
| 09.08.07 | Meanwhile, silliness abounds in the mouth of the confused... | |
| 06.09.07 | Meanwhile, on the edge of technological confusion... | |
| 06.09.07 | Meanwhile, in a world where AI is rapidly overtaking the real thing... | |
| 20.09.07 | Meanwhile, on the edge of almost nostalgia... | |
| 20.09.07 | Meanwhile, on the cutting edge of critic epitaphs... | |
| 01.11.07 | Meanwhile, on the cutting edge of culture for the cultureless... | |
| 15.11.07 | Meanwhile, Eric was trying to find the loo... | |
| 15.11.07 | Meanwhile, on the edge of obvious unreasoning... | |
| 29.11.07 | Meanwhile, a couple of feet away in the parlour... | |
| 06.12.07 | Meanwhile, on the edge of being sentient beings... | |
| 31.01.08 | Meanwhile, on the edge of utter fairness and quality of work... | |
| 31.01.08 | Meanwhile, on the edge of almost but not quite true... | |
| 14.02.08 | Meanwhile, in the wonderful land of duh!... | |
| 14.02.08 | Meanwhile, on the cusp of impossibility... | |
| 28.02.08 | Meanwhile, deep in the recesses of the canine brain... | |
| 28.02.08 | Meanwhile, at the appointed time for the weekly ritual... | |
| 13.03.08 | Meanwhile, somewhere east of silly... | |
| 13.03.08 | Meanwhile, off in the corner of the rumpus room... | |
| 27.03.08 | Meanwhile, in the realm of uncommon senselessness... | |
| 27.03.08 | Meanwhile, on the edge of almost forgotten nostalgia... | |
| 10.04.08 | Meanwhile, peering between the feet... | |
| 10.04.08 | Meanwhile, on the other edge of town... | |
| 24.04.08 | Meanwhile, on the edge of the computer frontier... | |
| 24.04.08 | Meanwhile, in a once quiet little cemetery... | |
| 04.05.08 | Meanwhile, a dinner is waiting to be had... | |
| 04.05.08 | Meanwhile, on the edge of almost getting on with your life... | |
| 04.05.08 | Meanwhile, just before she realises he's deaf... | |
| 04.05.08 | Meanwhile, in a back corner of the defence lab... | |
| 22.05.08 | Meanwhile, on the edge of modern big brotherism... | |
| 22.05.08 | Meanwhile, on the edge of almost humour... | |
| 22.05.08 | Meanwhile, in a galaxy not far enough away... | |
| 22.05.08 | Meanwhile, in Old Babylon... | |
| 19.06.08 | Meanwhile, in the arena... | |
| 19.06.08 | Meanwhile, on the edge of murdering a citizen... | |
| 03.07.08 | Meanwhile, on the edge of polite reserve and maturity... | |
| 03.07.08 | Meanwhile, on the edge of almost sense... | |
| 17.07.08 | Meanwhile, in a deserted theatre in Brixton... | |
| 17.07.08 | Meanwhile, in the inner sanctums of international law... | |
| 11.09.08 | Meanwhile, as the world sinks from view... | |
| 11.09.08 | Meanwhile, on the edge of usefulness... | |
| 25.09.08 | Meanwhile, in an auto dealership near you... | |
| 09.10.08 | Meanwhile, on the edge of a pear-shaped situation... | |
| 23.10.08 | Meanwhile, on the middle of the road... | |
| 06.11.08 | Meanwhile, in a small shoppe around the corner... | |
| 06.11.08 | Meanwhile, somewhere in New Delhi... | |
| 20.11.08 | Meanwhile, in a small shoppe somewhere down the road... | |
| 04.12.08 | Meanwhile, somewhere past that tree on the left... | |
| 04.12.08 | Meanwhile, on Blue Peter... | |
| 18.12.08 | Meanwhile, in the offices of Red and Green Peace... | |
| 18.12.08 | Meanwhile, on the cutting edge of the Arctic... | |
| 08.01.09 | Meanwhile, Mummy has invested in earplugs... | |
| 08.01.09 | Meanwhile, somewhere over Colorado... | |
| 22.01.09 | Meanwhile, just to the left of the oak tree... | |
| 05.02.09 | Meanwhile, somewhere south of enthusiasm... | |
| 19.02.09 | Meanwhile, over the back fence... | |
| 05.03.09 | Meanwhile, hauled on the carpet again... | |
| 19.03.09 | Meanwhile, down at the labourous exchange... | |
| 02.04.09 | Meanwhile, in the peach pits of memory... | |
| 16.04.09 | Meanwhile, in the area of familial communication... | |
| 30.04.09 | Meanwhile, on the forefront of a rearguard action... | |
| 14.05.09 | Meanwhile, on the domestic front... | |
| 28.05.09 | Meanwhile, on the soft shoulder of the information highway... | |
| 11.06.09 | Meanwhile, twenty years to the day after forced retirement... | |
| 25.06.09 | Meanwhile, on the pointing edge of...something... | |
| 09.07.09 | Meanwhile, on the fleeting edge of the obvious... | |
| 23.07.09 | Meanwhile, back around the corner... | |
| 19.09.09 | Meanwhile, progress marches on... | |
| 05.10.09 | Meanwhile, on the edge of feline possibility... | |
| 19.10.09 | Meanwhile, two days after a visit to the pet shoppe... | |
| 26.10.09 | Meanwhile, on the edge of utter silliness... | |
| 09.11.09 | Meanwhile, in the realm of the truly ignorant... | |
| 23.11.09 | Meanwhile, in a similar universe... | |
| 07.12.09 | Meanwhile, in an abandoned break room... | |
| 11.01.10 | Meanwhile, in a closed meeting... | |
| 25.01.10 | Meanwhile, in the area of time travel... | |
| 01.02.10 | Meanwhile, on the forepaw of advertising... | |
| 08.02.10 | Meanwhile... | |
| 08.02.10 | Meanwhile, on the forefront of architecture... | |
| 01.03.10 | Meanwhile, on the forefront of art studies... | |
| 08.03.10 | Meanwhile, on a small blue planet... | |
| 15.03.10 | Meanwhile, after the shoppes are all closed... | |
| 22.03.10 | Meanwhile, the trend towards arrogance continues... | |
| 29.03.10 | Meanwhile, at the end of an otherwise uneventful evening... | |
| 05.04.10 | Meanwhile, down at the folk sing... | |
| 12.04.10 | Meanwhile, back at the training facility... | |
26.04.10 | Meanwhile, over on the kitchen counter... | |
| 03.05.10 | Meanwhile, on the crime piece front... | |
| 10.05.10 | Meanwhile, the worm turns again... | |
| 17.05.10 | Meanwhile, at the finest motel in town... | |
| 24.05.10 | Jesus Discovers Bagpipes | |
| 07.06.10 | Meanwhile, on the forepaw of exploration... | |
| 14.06.10 | Meanwhile, another anniversary creeps up... | |
| 21.06.10 | Meanwhile, during a sitting for a still life... | |
| 28.06.10 | Meanwhile, one feather points forward while four point... | |
| 05.07.10 | Meanwhile, down at the transport purveyor... | |
| 12.07.10 | Meanwhile, just this side of Barnard's Star... | |
| 19.07.10 | Meanwhile, on the edge of interfacing... | |
| 26.07.10 | Meanwhile, just over Luxembourg... | |
| 06.09.10 | Meanwhile, on the edge of hitting any key... | |
| 13.09.10 | Meanwhile, an aviator's career crashes... | |
| 08.11.10 | Meanwhile, the rumour mill grinds away... |
