h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"My, what kind of subject is that to have on a designated discussion thread about word games?", I said. Watch out!, someones got their eye on you I think. "Here, have these back, I'm finished with them she said"

Hi chorlton, ever heard of Martin Wooden or Wooden Martin?

Oh well, obviously not I've been out and about, asked around the local pubs and clubs, and apparently he only lives round the corner from me! Scary Mary fae Govan says she knows him well, and he's a big hit with the ladies...........



(Bravely ventures into the depths of the bbc search to look for Poets)

Hi Arty

No never heard of Martin Wooden is that me being a bit thick? Looked at the grg but no clue at the moment

c x

GRG?-Join the club, I'm totally baffled at present-need more words!
I just showed my complete ignorance on the subject by actually asking about Martin..- had a look around but methinks I'm wrong...

All I found on google was Someone Martin, Wooden boats

c x

Oh, and getting back to the subject of Oban, believe this or not, but I've a fridge magnet, a gift from my sister which has a very intimidating looking midge saying the words- Send more tourists, any blood-type will do!

That sounds about right! We were in Fort William camping once and it was amazing how rain that nearly knocked me flat had no effect on the little buggers at all!

Ah but they're a hardened breed, plus they wear pit-boots up there! Glad you had a nice time there chorlton. It's somewhere I have never been, strangely enough..

Shaky men? did you meet any of those in Oban?

Ach, I'm going to go back to my cave and hide, see if I can't unearth Icy North. So quiet here I'm falling asleep again..

Hi both

I reckon the shaky men live just east of Bristol

I'll be up that way this weekend. I'll look out for you if I visit Asda, Chorlton.

Whay do I always simulpost with you when you've just insulted me?

Martin Wooden!

Who's the poet laureate these days???

Found him! Hey Icy, what's that whip for?
And Icy,... a little tip, stand a wee bitty closer to the razor mate, it helps!!!..

Oi don't it fits!
Insult? what insult?
I'd never stoop so low.

Closer to the razor? What are you wittering on about now?

Sorry I've been a bit busy this week. I'll try to get on later and complete a few anagrams.

Has anyone tried the GRG recently?

hi Icy, Just a stones throw from asda in fact! I'll be the one with the scraped back pony tail, Tats and screaming at the kids, Our Chels, Britney, Kyle and the babby, Ciabatta (did you know that there is some evidence to show that children with 'unusual' names are often badly behaved and underachievers at school)

I'm hesitant about posting anything on the GRG Icy, trying hard not to look too you see! Oh what the h"ll..here goes!

I'll have you know my Geldof and Chlamydia are very well behaved, thank you!

Must dash now. Speak to you later!

I'm taking a back seat Icy, no more wild guesses!(Goes back to painting skirting)