h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh hey, if you mean we are very keen and three always turn up at once then yes you are right!
personally i am more of a scorpian

nope, you are definatley an (due to lack of scorpion smileys)

I'm not sure why you've decided to start insulting us anyway. You said there were no ACEs around. We demonstrated that many of us were in fact subscribed and lurking. We merely had nothing particularly constructive to say on the original topic because it required the input of an italic = Abi.

i never insulted anyone.....*gets down on knees and begs forgiveness....i merely called you s, it was funny....i think

*digs spell book out from under a pile of sheet music in the rucsak*

Any requests?

i want a dancing hippopotamous, a yellow one.

*turns Creachy into a small, fluorescent hippopotamus wearing purple patent tap shoes*

> Oh, Rho! You didn't go and press one of Spelugx's dodgy links did you?!

I possibly did...

RhoMuNuQ

Mmm... no scorpian smileys eh? well in that case i will be a albeit a very fluffy one with big brown eyes and tongue that will cut you in two (but only when i am 'off duty' of course )

*takes a picture of the adorable little hippopotamus in the shiny shoes*

You see what you have started?........

*passes wind through mouth in response*

I take it that was a non- "soft fruit" or similar and not a ...

most impolite i thought.....

...never even said 'pardon'

well, if he wants to be an ace we'll have to see what we can do about his manners...














i mean if you're going to blow a raspberry, blow a raspberry!

(with due apologies to everyone that wasn't directed at )

*force feeds the little hippo with gripe water & pats its back*

*finds a laige muddy puddle and wallows.*

*reaches for the hosepipe*