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The Leader of the Semi-Aireborne SEALS' Office
BLT: Not dead - yet Started conversation Jun 9, 2004
Welcome, take a seat and we'll conduct business shall we.
NELSON, MAKE TEA OR THE GUEST!
Now, how may I help you.
The Leader of the Semi-Aireborne SEALS' Office
GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jun 10, 2004
*Adds Office to the list.*
You've been added to the list. 
The Leader of the Semi-Airborne SEALS' Office
U218534 Posted Jun 10, 2004
*rolls eyes and corrects spelling*
The Leader of the Semi-Airborne SEALS' Office
BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jun 10, 2004
'tis Olde Fashionned. 'twas Wibble and the Tea Strainer doth thinketh that it pleaseth him mightily to find an olde Englishe versione of oure great worde Aireborne.
The Leader of the Semi-Airborne SEALS' Office
U218534 Posted Jun 10, 2004
Aireborne was notte ann OE worde!
The Leader of the Semi-Airborne SEALS' Office
BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jun 10, 2004
I know, and thus it hath beene createthed.
The Leader of the Semi-Airborne SEALS' Office
BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jun 12, 2004
*fixes sign to door*
The sign reads:
ANY PEOPLE WHO ENTER AND WANT TO GRUMBLE ABOUT THE WORD "AIREBORNE" OR ARE SCIENTISTS OR ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER MY OFFICE WILL BE CONSIDERED TRESSPASSERS.
TRESSPASSERS WILL BE SHOT.
SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN.
BLT.
The Leader of the Semi-Airborne SEALS' Office
U218534 Posted Jun 12, 2004
It's not that I have a problem with the word as such...
The Leader of the Semi-Airborne SEALS' Office
BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jun 12, 2004
good.
And thus you have not been shot.
The Leader of the Semi-Airborne SEALS' Office
U218534 Posted Jun 12, 2004
...it's just that, well... it's not actually a word...
The Leader of the Semi-Airborne SEALS' Office
BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jun 12, 2004
*several M16A1 SOPMOD Rifles are pointed at Joe C*
you were grumbling...
The Leader of the Semi-Airborne SEALS' Office
BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jun 13, 2004
*several safety catches are removed*
...
The Leader of the Semi-Aireborne SEALS' Office - any scientists, usurpers, trespassers, survivors or wordsmiths will be shot. Twice, probably.
U218534 Posted Jun 13, 2004
Well...
*corrects title*
The Leader of the Semi-Aireborne SEALS' Office - any scientists, usurpers, trespassers, survivors or wordsmiths will be shot. Twice, probably.
BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jun 13, 2004
Thankyou.
*safety catches are reapplied and the SASEALS blend back into the background*
The Leader of the Semi-Aireborne SEALS' Office - any scientists, usurpers, trespassers, survivors or wordsmiths will be shot. Twice, probably.
GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jun 15, 2004
What if you have a complaint about something other than the word "Aireborne"? 
The Leader of the Semi-Aireborne SEALS' Office - any scientists, usurpers, trespassers, survivors or wordsmiths will be shot. Twice, probably.
BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jun 15, 2004
that's ok.
The Leader of the Semi-Aireborne SEALS' Office - any scientists, usurpers, trespassers, survivors or wordsmiths will be shot. Twice, probably.
GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jun 17, 2004
OK then. I'd like to complain about these misappropriated funds. 
The Leader of the Semi-Aireborne SEALS' Office - any scientists, usurpers, trespassers, survivors or wordsmiths will be shot. Twice, probably.
BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jun 17, 2004
Khamsin's fault.
The Leader of the Semi-Aireborne SEALS' Office - any scientists, usurpers, trespassers, survivors or wordsmiths will be shot. Twice, probably.
GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jun 21, 2004
And all those dead bodies that I found in your locker?
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- 3: U218534 (Jun 10, 2004)
- 4: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jun 10, 2004)
- 5: U218534 (Jun 10, 2004)
- 6: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jun 10, 2004)
- 7: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jun 12, 2004)
- 8: U218534 (Jun 12, 2004)
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- 12: U218534 (Jun 13, 2004)
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- 15: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jun 13, 2004)
- 16: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jun 15, 2004)
- 17: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jun 15, 2004)
- 18: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jun 17, 2004)
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