The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Apr 5, 2007
**WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR PERSONAL SPACE LINKED TO FROM THE FRONT PAGE?**
'Please do not shout!' said azahar.
'You can be heard in Spain and that is far!'
'PeRHaps I CN ANnoY Yu,' said Whisky.
'aT LAsT I've FoWNd a WaY ThAt's NoT Tu RiSkY!'
'Nope. That doesn't bother me,' azahar replies.
Says Whisky, 'Aww come on, az! Don't tell lies!'
'No! It's definitely that page title!
Look at it! It's BIG. Is it really that vital?'
Enters Derek, DelBoy, the Hunny.
Hopping in like the Easter Bunny.
'It is my fault. I just wanted you to see
that I am Derek! Yes! It's ME!
'I will tone it down and not shout.
I promise I am not a lager lout.
'Another thing I wish to incline.
The **stars** remain, for they are MINE!'
So happily the Front Page can be the place
But please do not shout in our Personal Space!
