A Conversation for Eight Maids A-Milking
New Years Day
Jan^ Started conversation Nov 20, 1999
Sun rises 08:06. You go to bed 09:27. You have the mother, father and first cousin once removed of all hangovers. Try the Cleopatra Hangover Remedy - a nice soothing bath of asses milk. Asses being in short supply, cow's milk will have to do. Hence the maids a-milking. Need I say more?
Please don't breathe so loudly....
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