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The Shire: Bilbo's party

Post 101

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Sam: No, I think I'll just have another beer.


The Shire: Bilbo's party

Post 102

Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans)

Frodo: *Laughs* oh no you dont

*Pushes sam into the waiting rosies arms*


The Shire: Bilbo's party

Post 103

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The Shire: Bilbo's party

Post 104

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Bilbo: So there I was, at the mercy of three monstrous trolls, and they're all arguing amoungst themselves about how they were going to cook us, whether we'd be turned on a spit, or whether they should sit on us one by one and squash us into jelly

*small children gathered around gasp*

But they spent so much time arguing the whether-tos and why-fors that the sun's first light crept over the top of the trees - poof - and turned them all into stone!


The Shire: Bilbo's party

Post 105

Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans)

< waynes world moment

*Kneels and floor and starts to bow*

Were not worthy! were not worthy!>


The Shire: Bilbo's party

Post 106

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The Shire: Bilbo's party

Post 107

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - rofl 's okay, I've got a partial script stored on my hdd.


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Post 108

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<smiley - yikes*shocked you forgot the <>s! I'm sure no one in fellowship of the ring talks about partial scripts...smiley - erm or maybe it's my memory...>


The Shire: Bilbo's party

Post 109

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs


The Shire: Bilbo's party

Post 110

Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans)

*Gandalf lights some fire works and laughs at the little hobbitsss jumping around after them*


The Shire: Bilbo's party

Post 111

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

<smiley - roflPerhaps he wants to see the mrunning around, screaming, with burnt handssmiley - evilgrin>


The Shire: Bilbo's party

Post 112

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<smiley - yikes>


The Shire: Bilbo's party

Post 113

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

<smiley - roflsmiley - evilgrin>


The Shire: Bilbo's party

Post 114

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs


The Shire: Bilbo's party

Post 115

Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans)


The Shire: Bilbo's party

Post 116

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

<smiley - roflI want to see him do some REAL magic.>


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