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For those that can remember the film line for line!

Post 21

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You know Bilbo - he's got the whole place in an uproar.


For those that can remember the film line for line!

Post 22

Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans)

That should make him happy


For those that can remember the film line for line!

Post 23

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Half the Shire has been invited.

*going through idyllic fields, etc*


For those that can remember the film line for line!

Post 24

Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans)

*Goes wide-eyed at the thought of the whole shire at one party*

G: good gracious me!


For those that can remember the film line for line!

Post 25

U521150

*looks suspicious, only slightly light-heartedly*
F: He's up to something.


For those that can remember the film line for line!

Post 26

Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans)

*Carries on steering cart, looking around as if knowning nothing*


For those that can remember the film line for line!

Post 27

U521150

*shakes head, grinning*

F: Alright then, keep your secrets. Before you came along, us Bagginses were very well thought of.


The Shire

Post 28

Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans)

g: Indeed


The Shire

Post 29

U521150

F: we never went on any adventures or did anything unexpected.


The Shire

Post 30

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?



G: If you're referring to the incident with the dragon, all I did was give him a lttle push out the door.


The Shire

Post 31

Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans)


The Shire

Post 32

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F: Well, whatever you did, you've been labelled a Disturber of the Peace.


The Shire

Post 33

Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans)

G: oh really *smokes some more*


The Shire

Post 34

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*small children run around looking insane*

SMALL CHILDREN: Gandalf, Gandalf, yay!

*wagon passes by old man sweeping*

*old man glares*


The Shire

Post 35

Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans)

*fireworks shoot out from the wagon*

*Gandalf chuckles*


The Shire

Post 36

U521150

*old man chuckles*

*his wife scowls at him*

*he frowns at the retreating wagon*


The Shire

Post 37

Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans)


The Shire

Post 38

U521150

F: Oh I'm glad you're back, Gandalf!


The Shire - Bag end

Post 39

Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans)

G: So am i dear boy...

*Frodo jumps off and waves merryily*

So am i

*The cart stops outside Bag End and Gandalf knocks on the door with his staff*


The Shire - Bag end

Post 40

U521150

BILBO: *from inside*

No, THANK YOU! We don't want any more well-wishers, visitors or distant relations!


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