h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just found out that I have to translate 1200 words for next week instead of having 3 weeks to do it. Never mind, I'll talk to you lot instead.

Bluebottle, if you notice I have been playing Beatles lately, and if you want to put on a song you are more than welcome...
Veronica, never do work when there is the chance of being on H2G2. This is one of the rules of life.

Well Joanna, the jukebox is now yours, I gave it to you, all I ask in return is a nice big bucket of coffee please, and an iced doughnut with chocolate sprinkles and tomato ketchup, decked with a rasher of bacon and a fried egg.

Yeah I'm still waking up. I normally don't wake up on a Tuesday until about 5pm, I just wander uni like a zombie going from lecture to lecture.

*Takes a gulp of octuple caffinated coffee*

I hate tuesdays. They're exactly the same as mondays (such is the timetable).

What's your secret for staying bright and awake?

I saw you were playing Hey Jude - I just wanted you to know that I like lots and lots and lots of Beatles songs.

*smiles at Bluebottle*
*hands over donuts & coffee to Mrgrunt*
Croz, the secret is..... secret. I'm not allowed to tell you, sorry

Awwwww.

*Finishes off mug of coffee*

How to stay awake:
open your eyes and think of H2G2.

Good idea
*gets out SELF SERVICE SIGN*
I may be back in an hour, or I may not. You'll all have to wait and see

I won't be back in an hour... Horrible lectures...

Well I've just got here and seen my in tray, I'm likely to still be here in a hour.

*Helps self to Blackberry and Apple Jam Doughnut*

I won't be back in an hour... Horrible lectures...

I was just sitting here congratulating myself that I don't get distracted by lectures when I remembered......meetings & tele-conferences & work, Aarrgghhh!

*Helps self to Paprika&Mozarella doughnut for comfort*

Double post BB? Or just double horrible lectures?

Okay so I am back... I figured going to a lunchtime talk is not a good idea because as soon as I'm somewhere quiet I start coughing
*has IWA for comfort*

Well BB's off to his doubly horrible lectures now as well. Just don't cough on the merchandise. Can I have a hot chocolate please, I've just come down from the Mountain.

I am insulted!
As *if* I would cough on the donuts!
*hands over hot chocolate*

*Garius Lupus flashes in*

Morning, all. I'm a bit early today as my car is in the shop for it's regular maintenance and they have this wonderful shuttle service that drops me at work and picks me up later.

May I have a toffee/honey EBA, please.

<!---hands over toffee/honey EBA---!>

Hello again, caffeine hasn't kicked in yet.

Could I have a strawberry EBA please?

I think this may be my last call for the day, got lectures until four and there's a stand up show at ther Students Union tonight.