Okay here we go. These are just about all of the sensible contenders. The top group were suggested by a random selection of TDV people and include a suggestion by Douglas. But I am not going to tell you which one is his.

• Community helpers
• Guides
• Jazz police
• Helping hands
• h2g2 tour guides
• Guide helpers
• Friendly mattresses
• Eddie's (in space /time continuum)
• Teasers
• Outrider
• Upstreamer
• Mentor
• Governor
• Surveyor
• Filter
• Sifter
• Skimmer
• Regulator
• Axolotl

• Towel Bearers
• Prefects
• Assistant Community Editors (or in short ACEs )
• Greeter & Guide for New Researchers
• Peta Shop Boys/Girls
• Peta's Peons
• Seasoned Hikers
• Petas Greeters
• Friendly Lifeforms
• Commies
• Sub-Commies
• Hoopy Groopies
• CIA (Community-Interested Activists)
• social workers.
• grabbers
• adopters
• newbots
• freshbots
• Newby Guides
• HH Guides
• Researcher Guides
• h2g2 Guides
• 'Official' h2g2 Community Greeter
• OCG
• Peta's Pals
• Peta's Little Helper's
• H2G2 Friendly Action Gnomes (FAGs)
• Seargeant Peta's lonely researchers - sung to the tune of the beatles Sgt peppers...
• The Official Welcome Party
• H2G2 Community Welcome Party Patron
• Super Researchers
• Sassy Froods
• The Official, Yet Friendly, Welcome Guides to the Guide
• FAG (short for Friendly Action Gnome
• The Welcome Foundation
• Deputy Droogs
• Handshakers
• Cheek-kissers
• Peta's Partypoppers
• Towel Bearers
• Sunbeams - and they could sing "Peta wants me for a sunbeam
• I'd like to use the name Prometheus, who gave fire to man, but I'm unsure of the plural. Promethei?
• Don't Panic Team", in short "DPT
• frood
• Hitchihiker Hello-ers?
• Petas Assistant Welcoming Non-Editors
• Peta's pawns
• Frog Scouts
• Cohorts
• or MAGPIE's - (M)eet (A)nd (G)reet (P)eople, (I)n (E)xcelsis?
• H.O.T. - "Handlers Of Towels"
• H2G2: Here To Greet Tyou.
• GAHTS: Greeters Are Here To Stay
• WAHHIG: Welcome And Here's How It Goes
• W2G2: We Will Guide Greenhorns
• TBWW: Towel Bearing Welcome Wagonners
• Greeter & Guide For New Researchers - GAGNR
• communes
• The Welcoming Committee