h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh lordy- it seems to me i have become addicted to h2g2- and on a shoogly link too- tragically I can still get booted out of here for hours on end, nay- days on end and like other addictions im only happy when partaking... woe is me! hey- I feel better after that mini- moan! but then thats only because im partaking- look at me, brain the size of a planet...anyhoo while im here- hello to everyone, and another beeeg thankyou to the senor roberto who sneeeaked me in here hes a star! oh, bye the way if you fancy a gab- yez know where me page is and is on me

Hulloo thar... glad you could drop by. Welcome to the Addiction Clinic.

The good Doctor Munchkin is our resident psychotic... er... psychiatric adviser, and employs the most interesting methods of dealing with h2g2 addiction. In fact, I'm sure it's about time the h2g2Post interviewed him or gave him a weekly column to doctor the masses...

Meanwhile, make yourself comfy on the couch. ? ?

*Sus takes out a notebook and pen*

So tell me... when did you first suspect that you had become an addict?

*smiles reassuringly*

ooooooh thank ye kindly! please... well lets see...I think this addiction started the first time i wriggled in here- being immediately struck by the utter... cuddliness of the whole darned shebang ( cue for a smiley... and then disaster struck... i was unable to beat the telewest bootings and i suffered a mini breakdown (more commonly know as a hissy fit/ and or sulk) this is when i realised my true goal in life... to lurk about h2g2 as many hours a day as poss. which has turned me into a social misfit- not that this really matters- im almost a hermit anyway-gosh youre so understanding! the raw fish is giving me boundless energy! i might go and get you and me some now where did I see that KLIX machine- or can I get you something stronger? thanks