h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The feline stalks confidently along the corridors. Moving onward and upward.*

*though there's many doors the one she entered closes and remains firmly shut*

*Her footsteps/pads echo*

*Shrugs at the seals door and trots along the corridor*

Miasma?
*she calls, listening to the sound of the echo*

*dirty room, chains hang down and rattle*

*walks silently across a gantryway far above and looks down at the sound of a voice*

*taps a chain playfully, and listens to the pleasant chiming noise. She looks at her hand and wrinkles her nose*

*Her head snaps round as she sensed someone powerful.... it must be.*

Miasma! I know you're here!

*squints down in the dark, who is down there? Jumps down to a gantry closer to the ground without making a sound*

*The aircurrents rustle her whiskers, and she leaps straight up, flips round in midair, and strikes down at the stranger with her frying pan*

*falls over the railing but grabs the side of the gantryway, pulls himself up and flips in mid-air and lands on the gantry again with his lightsaber out when he recognizes her*
Oh, it's you...

*She squints at him*

Great. Another bloody jedi.

*She sighs and lowers the frying pan, then hops down and carries on her way*

Miasma!!

*looks curiously on the creature, then hops down and follows*

*onwards and upwards*

*A guard coshes her from behind*

*The blow lands precisely on the back of her skull. She rolls, flips upright and raises her fryingpan threateningly.*

You bastard.

*She looks puzzled, then keels over*

*flashes on his lightsabre, spins around and lashes at the guard*

*guard steps back and pulls a metal staff from his back*

*three more guards slid down from the chains*

*The felis has a hard head and a harder constitution.... she's already moaning as she wakes*

*turns around and faces the three guards. As the guard now behind him charges him he qucikly thrusts his sabre behind his back and stabs the guard through the chest. One of the other guards rushed to him and gets his head sliced clean off. Only two guards left now*

*one guard moves around slaps the felis body out of the way and gets a better position*


*another guard appears*