h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Interceptor locks inside hangar*

*climbs out, lightsaber in hand stuffed into pocket*

~~Be on your guard~~

Hello???

*Many 'soldiers' walking about with that oh so familiar feature- black with yellowing scabs*


*Many more gather around Interceptor with baster rifles*

*shuffles from foot to foot*

Where's Keezo?

~~Dark mutants Jo'ell, defend until they tire, then hack them in two. Let them attack you!~~

*jo'ell wanders out stareing around at the gathering mass of soldiers*

who are these master?

< I told you ~~Psychically~~>

* Many other ships of varying class*

*Dark group too many in number...*

~~We face innumerable odds. I'll give you two choices. Take the Interceptor and flee to the academy, complete your training, or we stay and we pay for our deaths in thier blood...~~

*pulls lightsaber out of robe and holds it befind back*

~~~ lets rock and roll the master~~~

< Ahem... LOCKED! >


*figure steps foward at*

KEEZO: [Ah, Tayswi. I shoud have known. You are supposed to be my self by now...]

*smiles*

Come on then, where's Keezo? Or do you minions not know where the hand who guides you is?

< And there's also a difference between maverick and suicide! >

Keezo. Keezo, Keezo, Keezo....

Your little toxin only affects the weak. I have resisted. And as such, Me and Jo'ell here are going to scupper your plans again.

How's the arms... Oh, I mean the arm and the.... Stump...

~~Beware, he'll kill you, he's too strong.~~

~~~well i wasnt planning on killing him, u looked like u wanted him all yourself~~~~~

KEEZO: [Heh heh... drop the lightsaber Tayswi. ]

*looks at him*

~~Do it Jo'ell, cloud your mind so he doesn't know about our knives and pistols.~~

*the lightsaber clatters to the floor*

Ok. I'll play your game.

*drops the his saber too*

*waves hand and lightsaber flies to Keezo*

KEEZO: [Good I didn't want to turn you into an ornament aswell..]

< Have you seen the main page montage?? >