h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(All true except the beauty part)

I had a roommate in college who could sleep anywhere anytime. We would find him asleep in the oddest positions, twisted up like a pretzel......He'd sleep sitting up in his bed with his back to the wall for the entire night.......he'd curl up for a nap in the middle of the floor.......he once fell asleep in his closet while cleaning it out - he claimed he was "resting his eyes"

My current roommate goes to the bathroom in our backyard and we have to clean up after her....oh wait, that's my dog

-TVF

LOL! There for a second I thought you might be living with one of my ex-roommates...NON canine.

I lived with a girl for a while while she was visiting a sleep clinic for narcolepsy. Nothin's funner than taking a cold shower because someone fell asleep while washing the dishes...with the water running, standing upright, washed plate and dish-rag in hand. *sigh* Those were the days...

Thanks for the story, Frink!