h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here we will post updates to our Multi-verse invasion.

The story so far:

Minkie Army deployed against Fangirls on the Pirates Front. Battle commences

Sun Wukongs Immortal Monkeys launch attacks on America and Mars

Masters of Krikkit deployed for the Horsehead Nebulae

Masters of Krikkit attack Horsehead Nebulae. Minkie vs. Fangirls battles heat up

Jonsey the One-Eyed Cat's Dust Mite Invasion Force sent with Thriphids to back up Sun Wukongs Immortal Monkeys

Masters of Krikkit conquer Horsehead Nebulae

Jonsey the One-Eyed Cat's Dust Mite Invasion Force recalled and sent to back up Minkie Army

Pirates Front conquered

Joined up with NuclearConfusion's Fanatical Death Chickens of the Crab Nebula!

Jonsey's group took a bad hit from a raspberry tart but he's alright! 5000 mites lost.

Our plan is working perfectly..........

Hnag on !

We have more forces Incoming!

AaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAh
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Emily my fien young friend has sent us the army of Anubis and the blueinions! (beware the blue glubs!)

I hear from SpAcEcAdEt_1st_ClAsS that the Fangirls are starting to fall back!
Hoo-hah!
Jonsey is healing well. Not a cat-tastrophy. Har har. He says he hates it when I say stuff like that but I know he likes the attention deep down.

Egad! A giant attack cruiser from anubis3!!! NC, get those crabs in here now!!! I'm pulling back 1/3 of the MulkMunitioneers to help with this but that will leave the zaxon11.33-1/2 flank exposed!


Ahhhhhh...

Zarking Fardwarks! One of them knocked my drink over!

RETURN FIRE!!!

*BLAM!*BLAM!*BLAM!*BLAM!*

Mwahahahaha!

mmmmmmmmmmm

Its ok, they have been sent by emily to HELP us

The army of anubis is just a bit rabid and crazed thats all!

And the blueninions, well..............!



so now we have backup!

Ah, well drinks for everyone then!!!

Launched a campaign against saving the galaxy! A303229

mwahahahahahaha!



This calls for a

Continuing campaign against saving the Galaxy. Going well I think. Jonsey is back at full strength and leading the mites against some scurvery curs in some place or other.

SpaceCadet took a few bad hits to the shirt but hopefully a good cleaner can take care of that. Hang in there Oh Fearless Leader!

Joined with some new allies!
Reefgirl, AK Schmay-K, and GodBen!
Welcome, welcome!
Drinks all around!

Indeed



has everyone decided what part of the galaxy they want to rule when we win?

The fangirl Army reatreated aftrer mitigating circumstances confused them into hiding behind nearby shrubbery

We WON!!!!!






for everyone!!!!

Right, now for the rest of them, look out save the galaxy effort!
A brave and fearless warrior is coming



*shrieeeeeeeeeeek!*

Aaaaaaaaaah
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Run for the hills!
Er, i mean charge!

Charge for the hills!
Deploy the fleet!
Push the buttons what make things go ping!







*PING*

Mwahahahahahaha

Aha! the old ping button trick!


Good thinking haikeeba!

*Ping!*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Conquered A303229!

Drinks for all!



ahhhhhhh...

Launched a campaign against A1982775
In the War Strategy Room...
Go get 'Em!!!

going a bit slow?

No, it's all part of our cunning plan!

you lot having a cunning plan?



that's a great oxymoron! let me give you another:

Microsoft Works!

Anything you post here only plays further into our plan!