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I'm confused

Why won't it let me post *kicks machine*

Why is Axe going to join the thingites?

When did the dinosaurs die, and how?

When will the aliens come out of their human shells and invade?

Did I mention I was confused?

Calm down, Kit. Take a deep breath.

Now, what's wrong?

itdidntletmepostitsasillymachine.whenarethealiensgoingtoinvadeandwhyarentyouathingite yet

It's letting you post now, right? Don't talk about your computer like that, it's listening to you...

The aliens aren't going to invade and if they do I'll fight them off, but I'll need help.

I'm not a Thingite yet because you havn't posted on the proper thread saying you want me to be one.

All happy now?

*thinks about it*

*looks uneasy*

Fine., Become a thingite. I'm one. Clive is one. We're all groovy.

and the aliens will come. you need to fight them with...PEPPER. Remember that. If you don't remember a thing I say - just remember pepper.

Pepper. I'll rmemember that. And I'll put you down as a 'join', OK?

er..yes.

i am one so i guess i should help my cause. *is a bit apathetic*

how are you? Haven't spoken to you in aaages!

I know the feeling. It's good to speak to you again

At the moment, I'm recovering from a leg injury obtained from doing gymnastics.


Why are you apathetic about helping your cause?

ouch. How bad is it?
And what were you doing gynmastics for *looks at you suspiciously*

I'm just apathetic at the moment about everything. Very tired. Just recovering from an illness and adjusting to working life again. Not fun I can tell you!

Aww. I hope the illness wasn't too bad, but w*rk can often be worse, am I right



It's not serious no, just a pest. Why so suspicious? I was doing gymnastics in a lesson. Perfectly normal. I just fell badly.

ookay..

yes work is a bit of a letdown. long hours. Nasty commute. No seeing the bf

*curls up in a ball*

I need the money unfortunately

Aww,


You'll see your bf again, don't worry. I bet he's just as desperate to see you.

i hope so...Just a few more months til I move into the city then i'll see him as much as I want to...

At least you have something to keep you going then

barely...

But at least it's there. It could be worse. Not sure how, but it could. Look on the bright, side, that's what I say.







Anyway, if you'd care to make your way to the main thread, I have posted my decision there.

oooh decision...

Yep. I'll wait here... or I'm in there too so... wait, I'm in there and in here so which am I AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH! Confusing.