From the Hallowed Halls of The H2G2 Philosophers Guild,

we are proud to bring you, this weeks Philosophical
Phrases.

Phrases which stir questions to which you may never know the answer.

This week's phrases are a compilation from several members of the guild, enjoy:

1. 'Don't look for the light at the end of the
   tunnel... light it yourself!' - Gnomeygirl

2. 'To believe in absolutely nothing is to believe in one
   thing, that is to believe that it is possible to
   believe in absolutely nothing, therefore it is
   impossible to believe in nothing, as you must believe
   in one thing.' - Darakat

3. 'I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and
   said, 'Do you live around here often?'
   
   She said, 'You're wearing two different-colour socks.'
   
   I said, 'Yes, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness.'
   
   She said, 'How do you feel?'
   
   And I said, 'You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time...' - dancingBuddha

If this has caused you to ponder,

or you have some philosophy of your own,

pop over to the h2g2 Philosopher
guild

and tell us about it.