h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I love vampires and witchcraft and mythical creatures, I'm just wierd in that way. But sometimes I have to tell myself they aren't real. It'd be so amazing to be bitten and turned. Then to become a real vampyre, a mythical creature of the night. Biting people, drinking thier blood (mmmm, tasty) and roaming the streets, terrorising people. Oh my god, it'd be fantastic.
But, sadly, they're not real, not like THAT anyway. LIKE I CARE. I'll dress and act like a vampire whether I'm one or not. Reds and blacks and velvet and silk. Like Drusilla, off Buffy. I hate Buffy, I love Spike though. He's fit, and funny, and does a fantastic english accent. I like Angel, but only when he's evil. Faith should kick Buffy's ass untill she dies horribly.
I hate it when the master kills her, Xander and Angel rescue her, she come's back, the Master goes "Your dead" (or something along those lines), and she say's "I may be dead,but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you etc etc." Give it a few weeks love, you'll soon decay, like the rotten corpse you are.

A small look into my wierd little freak world. All things real and unreal. Am I real, I hope not. (Seriously)

*Deepest Sympathy*

there is hope for you...stay open minded

Vampires are real. this does not mean though that if you are bitten by one you will become one. if you are bitten you will simply loose some blood you should be more open minded about how us vampires dress. not all of us dress in black, red, silver and all the treditional colors of satin silk and other fabrics of such...we dress like normal people, we eat and drink things other than blood we do have shaddows and reflections, and we can go out in the sun, we just get burnt easily and sometimes we get invisible blisters on our skin from it. in short we are just like normal people exept for our mistirius personalities, and the fact that we drink blood, not to mention the blisters. so, drink some tomato juice next time you crave blood, and act normal.

just a word of advice from a vampire,

Heidi

Drusilanne-I know exactly how you feel.

Heidi-No offence intended but while I am open to the concept that vampires really do exist, I think that you're just diluding yourself. Regardless I'm still curious to know how you came to believe that you are a vampire.

You are all so unbelievable. You are all also wrong. Heidi, you are full of so much bull that I'm getting light-headed. I am not a vampire. I have met many, though. They drink blood, but they don't kill. They can't go out in sunlight unless they want to experience excruiating pain, but they don't die. A few of them go mad from the pain, it really is that bad. They have souls, they love, they live for many thousanands of years, but they do age. They can turn people, but not by just drinking their blood. They have to do a lengthy ceremony full of magical things, though it's not magical in itself. Vampirism begins as a state of mind. If you think about it long enough in the right frame, you will slowly begin to change. You will get stronger. You will thirst for blood. if you drink it, it will not taste awful. It'll taste like all the wonderful flavours you can think of, or so I'm told. There are exactly 4781 vampires in the entire world, so don't worry about the undead army thing. They are perfectly harmless.

Who are you?

I'm a perfectly normal person who's travelled around to the places where no-one goes. I.E The Himalayas.

And you've come in personal contact with a vampire then?

Yes. They're normal people who just happen to drink blood. And forget that thing with the teeth. They're just myths and not true. There's a doctor at my surgery who's got huge teeth.

A. How do they get blood without the teeth?

B. How could you possibly know the exact number of vampires on this planet?

there are vampires in the world. stories from all over the world even untouch places all have myths and stories about them.awakning is the most enlighting thing that has ever happened to me.the vampire soul in within you, as is other souls, you just either have to be awakened by another or if you can awaken it your self.there are many to types of vampires that i know of;pci vampiers or sanguinanian vampires which means blood thristy(in latin).
the thing about melting in the sun isn't true (sun cream really helps!!)but i find is that i get headaches or sore skin.vampires still eat normal foods and drink aswell.
abjnr

i have always been interested by the lonelyness of the himalayas, i swore that one day i shall visit there, as wll as the deep amazonian rainforests.
abjnr