Vampires - the truth!
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Speaking as a representative of this small minority, there are a few issues I'd like to clear
up.
Vampires are repelled by garlic except, like everyone else, because it absolutelt stinks.
Vampires aren't religious and don't fear crosses because we believe God doesn't exist and
therefore you can't fear something you don't believe in. Personally I wear crosses all the
time.
Do you really believe that vampires can't go into the sunlight? Well personally I can, I burn but in the sunburn way; the advantage of age!
Don;t believe what you see in vampire-based films and read in books, I very much doubt that a real vampire would write a book on how to kill us. The closest film I've seen to the trruth is the new "Vampires" movie, a little tacky and gory but truthful about garlic and crosses.
So be afraid, be very afraid
up.
Vampires are repelled by garlic except, like everyone else, because it absolutelt stinks.
Vampires aren't religious and don't fear crosses because we believe God doesn't exist and
therefore you can't fear something you don't believe in. Personally I wear crosses all the
time.
Do you really believe that vampires can't go into the sunlight? Well personally I can, I burn but in the sunburn way; the advantage of age!
Don;t believe what you see in vampire-based films and read in books, I very much doubt that a real vampire would write a book on how to kill us. The closest film I've seen to the trruth is the new "Vampires" movie, a little tacky and gory but truthful about garlic and crosses.
So be afraid, be very afraid
