h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*pours herself another and one for Sid too*

Why stop now... when I'm still standing. *hic*

*raises her glass* To the delicious Duke and the scrumptious Sid.

And all who sail in them...

Oh sorry, wrong toast.

That's ok sweetums, as long as you call me delicious. Keep the toasting up, and I'll be delirious.

*pours a couple more of *

To the deliciously delirious Duke and erm...

*wobbles slightly and sits down rather suddenly*

Twenty two year old did you say?

I don't know, really. What does the label say? It's good stuff, though!

*looks at the label*

Its hard to tell. It won't keep still long enough.

Perhaps another will help. What were we saying?

We're waiting for you to get raunchy, remember? Any signs of that yet?

We're waiting for you to get raunchy, remember? Any signs of that yet?

Cuh!...seeing double now

Sid, you need to ease up on the sauce...

I thought we were waiting for you to discover what raunchy means Duke.

Have you found out yet?

Oh. Ummmm, if it means an empty sensation in the tummy area which one can heal by aid of food like substances, I am now enlightened. If not, I still am fumbling about in the dark. Perhaps a wee drop more could be of help.

A wee drop more of fumbling around in the dark? Well, if you're sure it will help...

*switches the light off*

Ok, that didn't help much. But I know the lyrics to a song that a friend of mine called raunchy. Want to read?

Alright. But I'll have to switch the light back on first.

*fumbles around for the light switch*

Oops, sorry.

*switches the light back on*

Let me see then.

Ok, here goes. Extra points if you can tell who sang it...

[Copyright material removed by Moderator]

*waves to the moderator as they come to whisk it away*

So that is raunchy is it? Well I never...

I have no idea who sang it though. Perhaps they were called 'Raunchy'?

*Sigh* I'll just put it on my journal at my UP tomorrow. Dang moderators, spoiling a good joke...

So do they not remove these things from your journal then? I looked before and it was still there

No, you can put alll sorts of things on your personal space, it's only when you post obscure stuff in public forums that they start cutting it.

So what if someone replies to something in your journal, in similar style? Does that still count as your personal space or is it now a public forum? Will it be cut basically