h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good for you. I'm Ben by the way. It's good to have control of my body back.

*zaps GodBen with electricity causing him to twitch uncontrollably and lose control of all four major food groups... muscle groups...*
Sorry couldn't resist

That's OK.

*pays large medical settlement to GodBen in exchange for no lawsuit*

Oh, I'm not injured that badly, but thanks.

*Runs off with the money.*

realizes hes been fooled... thinks about giving chase but that takes too much energy... oooo i know! *uses powers to summon more money from the netherworld* Whats the point of evil powers if they can't be used to get money, hmm?

*a cough that sounds suspiciously like "bloody capitalist!"*

What?

D*mn straight...

Yael, these people are Americans. Surely, as an Israeli, you can see the advantages of having American Allies.

( but )

I didn't say anything... I was just clearing my throat.

It sounded like as if you said "capitalist b*****ds".

No, no no no, not me, I'd never upset our nice American friends. Just clearing my throat, s'all.

Well, I happen to agree if that is what you said, but I just love money too much.

*waves American flag*

Oh say, can you see
By the hmmmhmmmhmmhmm...

...Hmmmhmmm laaand of the free
And the home of theeeeeee brave!

There, that should do it.

Now you've just convinced me that you're an American. Only a native of a country could forget their national anthem that badly.

But what if I was faking?

You caouldn't possibly fake it that well.


Irish National Anthem: Fianna, Fianna Fail . . . .

(I don't even think that that's the opening line.)

Well, Israeli National Anthem is pretty short, not much to forget.

Well, the Irish one is in Irish, and I've no idea what it is, although I could probably hum it.

Actually, Fianna Fail is Irelands main political party, so I doubt it that is the opening line.

We successfully revived our ancient language and you didn't!