A Conversation for Terranic Army Base

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Post 21

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]


well then you give me no choice

smiley - porkpiesmiley - tomato

But if you ever change your mind the Multi-verse could be ours!

We have already taken most of the horse head nebula and the earth pirate front, see? A2036611


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Post 22

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

*shrugs*

Suppose we're at war then.

*pounces on Space cadet*


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Post 23

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]


Aaaaaaaaaaah!

*struggles vainly*

Getoffmegetoffmegetoffme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Post 24

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

I am GodBen, Grand Admiral of the Imperial Navy of the MASTERS OF THE MULTI-VERSE. We give you ten minutes to get off of our fearless leader before we begin our assault.


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Post 25

HAIKEEBA!

Get away from our fearless leader!
Charge!!!
Get 'em Jonsey!
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Post 26

HAIKEEBA!

oops...10 minutes?


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Post 27

HAIKEEBA!

Well, 10 minutes are up!
Charge again!!!
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Post 28

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Forward Eunuchs!smiley - run

Forward Car-salesmen!smiley - run


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Post 29

spook

*gets out magic stopwatch from Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 14, makes all army hold, then stops time.*

well, that'll give us a bit of time!smiley - rofl


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Post 30

HAIKEEBA!

Dangit. Well, time for drinks while we wait then. smiley - stiffdrink


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Post 31

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Sorry but I don't drink.

I am a God. I am not bound by regular time.

smiley - tomato

*Tomato hits watch. Watch falls to ground, button gets hit and time restarts. Watch breaks.*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


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Post 32

HAIKEEBA!

Ah, Zark. RIGHT!
smiley - stiffdrink *GULP!*

YAHHHHHHH!!!
smiley - tomato


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Post 33

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

I’ll just go and reload my tomato machine gun then.

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Post 34

spook

i suspected a God my try to get involved, which is why i not only ordered one watch, but brought 1,000 of the comics and got 1,000 watches. also, i realised in the next issue that there was a freeze God attatchment, so if i just hook this up...

*freezes time and God*

ahh, that's better. drinks for all while time is still!smiley - biggrin

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Post 35

HAIKEEBA!

smiley - cheers


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Post 36

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Ah, but I am also an assassin. My movements are so stealthy that I move outside time itself.

*Takes watch, restarts time. Eunuch and Car-salesmen take all other watches and destroy them. There are no more watches left.*


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Post 37

HAIKEEBA!

Right!
smiley - ale*GULP!*

Heeyahhhhh!

smiley - tomato


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Post 38

HAIKEEBA!

Hold still... Yer swavering about a bit...
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Post 39

spook

very smart stealthy assassin, but you forgot one watch - the one not in my hand, but on my wrist!

yes, that watch is also a time stopping watch!

*stops time and God, and blocks re-entrance and exit of our dimension and time frame. any who leaves, cannot return till time is restored.*

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Post 40

HAIKEEBA!

smiley - stiffdrink...


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