A Conversation for The Many, Many Uses of Long Hair

Hair...

Post 1

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

I don't have long hair (I do have hair!)

Hair, what about as a mid-morning snack!


Hair...

Post 2

Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor

Well, it doesn't taste all that good in my experience. In fact, people seem to get rather upset when it gets in their mouths. It might be useful as an appetite _suppressant_, though...hmmm, that's something to think about....

Any other ideas?


Hair...

Post 3

Mag Ratte

Instead of sunscreen - the only time I've ever had a sunburnt neck was when I had my hair up all day for an outdoor competition on a v sunny day. Never again - well, not until the next time smiley - cool

Fly swat (if you've got your hair in a long pony tail)- v handy when outdoors and you've got both hands busy - not with that you dirty minded so and so's! smiley - evilgrin


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