h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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shazz

Sorry me couldn't resist...

'Oh for goodness sake Shazz, me is not that gullible... me knows that is not a doughnut bush!!! Besides me ate one ealier and it tasted foul!!!'

Greebs..xx

'Blort of Planet Six to Supreme High Commander of Spies: Greetings. Regret to inform that vegetative disguise proving troublesome. Human-creatures trying to pick my speebles, and squirrel-creatures trying to bury food supplies under my nether regions. Please advise.'

quizzical

"Shazz has cleverly disguised herself as a member of the local wildlife in order to evade the mounting pub bill"

Darth Z.

That turtle has a good cap. Furry tail though..

"Here we discover that some modest Dutch flora are easily embarrassed by the expectation of foreign visitors that all gardens should have tulips"

And, for bonus points, I guess Mina, because she wrote an Edited article about conserving water in the garden, and flowering kale is a low water user, even when it bolts in the winter heat here in LA.

The lampposts would appear to have turned into a huge bowl of flowering kale and a very surprised looking whale (which does not appear on this picture, unfortunately) at an Improbability Factor of eight million seven hundred and sixty-seven thousand one hundred and twenty-eight to one against.

And I'd be voting for Mina too, for reasons of my own .

*suddenly notices caption competition*

Glad to find some use was made of this photograph! I was amazed that someone had taken the time to plant cabbages...

They were quite pretty, so I'm glad I got to see it. There's no way you'd be lucky enough to get a bed that large in LA without some of them deciding to bolt and showing signs of being ruthlessly pruned (which sometimes works).