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Ummmmmm, top 5 friends...

I spose that'd be Ella, Matt, Sean (better have him on here, what with me going out with him and all ), Kate, Mairan, Tara... no wiat, I'm over 5.

Great, now I have something to occupy myself with, coming up with this list

Hee hee hee. My top 5 list was pretty easy to come up with 'cause I don't really have that many friends, so I just need to worry about the order that my top five come in.

Right, Ella and Sean, definately on there.

Ummm, lets list the other potentials. Kate, Mairan, Matt, Jo, Kathryn, Tara, Kathleen, Sopheak, Anika, and I'm sure I've forgotten some people...

Um, let's rule out Sopheak and Kathleen and Kathryn. So we're left with Kate, Mairan, Matt, Jo, Tara and Anika.

Hmmmmm

Cat

I'm not gonna be able to make the 5 anymore, so I'll have to brainsotrom again, cause if I rule out the next teir, I rule out Tara, Anika and Mairan and Jo. So, I'm left with Ella, Sean, Matt and Kate in my top 5. But I odn't know if I want Kate and Matt in there or if there other people who should be higher up!! This is hard!!

Heh heh.... you have a lot of good friends. *is jealous*

They're not all that good at once.. and they're all from different places I could start involving h2g2 people but I don't like them enough Actually, I talk about the a lot. Mum had this whole "Do you KNOW he's 20 and in England?" thing the other day... Dad doesn't care, but Mum's all like "They all know you're 14. How do you know they're not a 44year old male?" and I'm like "Does it really matter how old they are?" and I distinctly didn't tell how old Blackberry was cause she'd start going mental about me talking to strange older guys, which is also why I didn't mention Khamsin, cause he is strange Actually, it all started over Khamsin, cause I mentioned something he said one time. Mum takes everything too far. She's mental... But Dad's all good with everything.

How old is Blackberry? ... And what do ou mean they're not all good at once?

*you

*sighs* MSN has been down for over an hour!!!

Come on, how old is that guy? *forgets his name* I don't have all day! (Pointing out that I have no life so I really -do- have all day will lead to certain death, so hush, ye.)

I'm back, I went to dinner.

I'm usually in a fight with at least one friend, that's what I eamnt. THey're not all good friends at once.

Blackberry is 37. He's old!!

Cat

So, yeah, I can't be bothered correcting all the typos in there. Figure it out yourself

Hmmm, still can't decide on list..

37 ain't that old.... if he was like 70, I'd think he was old, but 37.... That's like.... nothing!!!

I know, I'm teasing him But Mum would reckon it's too old for me to be talking to on the net withoutknowing him. Mum's all afraid that people on the other side of the world are somehow going to start stalking me... or doing something worse... do-do-dooo-do-do-doooo... It's so stupid. I mean, it's not like I walk around telling everyone my street adress or something stupid like that...

Erm.... what was I gonna say? Oh yeah!! If you lash, tell me!!! I know I talk to myself a lot, but it's just much weirder if I do it on the internet and if you don't tell me if you lash then I will end up doing that.... oh, that reminds me of that relly long and sort of pointless conversation once had with myself on MSN 'cause I was on both Blake's and my account on this computer.... what was the point of what I was saying??? Oh yeah!! Don't lash!! And erm.... I think I had something else to say..... Oh well.

*sighs* Natalie's kicking me off so I am going downstairs. I'll be back in a couple of minutes.

Hey I'm back. (That didn't take as long as I thought it would.) Hmmm.... your mum is just paranoid and untrusting. Rebecca is really untrusting of people on the internet.... I don't really worry about internet safety at all... I probably should, but I really don't need to add anything else to my long list of things I worry about.

What do you mean by lash you? It sounds like I'm gonna come over and like whip you or something...

How long have Natalie and Blake been going out? It must be AGES by now...

Erm.... lash means like "run away" or something like that. And Blake and Natalie have been going out for at least 4 years.

Oh, right. Yeah, I thought it might be about that long. Me and Sean have been going out for a week now