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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Started conversation Jan 21, 2004
Just because I thought of it, and we ARE an army, who are now apparently under attack from the dogs, we are now bringing in ranks. 
Suggest some in here and the Executive team of Warlock (who won't be on to help anyway) Cat and Blakcberry (ah-ha Black, got you dobbed in 
) will assign people ranks, which, once she can be bothered, Cat will put on the page.
So, current suggestion is Cat is Field Marshall and aside from that, I have no idea.
Bye!
Cat
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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Jan 21, 2004
I've got my eye on the important things 
so I nominate myself as Quartermaster-General
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Jan 21, 2004
Well, no, but then again is this society really neccessary?
And, besides which, I'm bored and no one is doing anything
Cat
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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Jan 21, 2004
We're under attack by the dogs! We have to do something and since noones suggested anything useful we might as well do this
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nada Posted Jan 21, 2004
...yes! Yes! Of course you two are right! We must....PROTECT OUR....CATTYNESS!!!
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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Jan 21, 2004
You can be Intelligence Chief if you like. That should keep you out of any fighting, although military intelligence is said to be an oxymoron
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nada Posted Jan 21, 2004
As it is....
Me, Intelligence Chief of an army...whatever is this world coming to?
However, I must accept, as I fear this 'fighting'.
My first advice, is advising us all not to participate...however, as cat has already vetoed this, I believe we should all eat 
as we wait for the army to arrive...
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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Jan 21, 2004
Brings out hidden supplies of 
and but still doesn't reveal the cola cubes
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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Jan 21, 2004
Darn me ? I didn't notice any holes in me 
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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Jan 21, 2004
ouch that hurts 
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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Jan 21, 2004
Sits licking wounds and sulks
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Jan 21, 2004
Oh God, who let the oxymorons loose? We're going to need a carer of them soon...
*swats at assorted oxymorons running around the room*
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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Jan 21, 2004
Theres only one oxymoron around here (glares meaningfully at Lampost)
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- 1: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Jan 21, 2004)
- 2: Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque (Jan 21, 2004)
- 3: nada (Jan 21, 2004)
- 4: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Jan 21, 2004)
- 5: Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque (Jan 21, 2004)
- 6: nada (Jan 21, 2004)
- 7: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Jan 21, 2004)
- 8: Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque (Jan 21, 2004)
- 9: nada (Jan 21, 2004)
- 10: Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque (Jan 21, 2004)
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- 12: Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque (Jan 21, 2004)
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- 14: Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque (Jan 21, 2004)
- 15: nada (Jan 21, 2004)
- 16: Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque (Jan 21, 2004)
- 17: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Jan 21, 2004)
- 18: Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque (Jan 21, 2004)
- 19: nada (Jan 21, 2004)
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