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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Nov 24, 2003
1.5 hours is a lot of RE. Why do only religious fanatics ever teach it? .
Trouble is most of the people I have to answer the phone to are idiots .
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tsarina Posted Nov 24, 2003
I can vouch for that Never knew people were so stupid til I started this job - You really get asked some daft questions
Just have to say that I could never go back to school - always found studying a real bore!!
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Nov 24, 2003
Well, we DID have a really good RE teacher who told us all the behind-the-bible sotries and was cool and was ready to get into theological deabtes and bag the bible. Unfortunately she b******d off to England end of term 2 and we got this idiot.
Idiots on the phone are funny!!
I so totally want to get the number of your directory inquiries and ring it, but the phone bill would be *huge*. Maybe I should tell my cousins in England to...
Cat
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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Nov 24, 2003
You were lucky . I only got taught RE by evangelical Christians .
Don't you dare . We already get people singing our adverts to us (badly).
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Nov 24, 2003
I'm am seriosuly laughing my head off over here
People ring up to you and sing your adverts
I think I should sotp this post and wait till I stop laughing
The "Keep Cat Happy By Posting A Lot" thread
Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Nov 24, 2003
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Nov 24, 2003
See, now I *REALLY* wanna ring up and sing you your advertisements
Inbetween laughing my head off.
That is so seriosuly funny See, now you've got me on a high!!
The "Keep Cat Happy By Posting A Lot" thread
Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Nov 24, 2003
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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Nov 24, 2003
And how to spell words. Difficult ones like "take".
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Nov 24, 2003
You should become an ACE, you've obviously got enough patience
*rings Blackberry*
*Blackberry picks up*
"Oh what a feeling, TOYOTA!!"
*hangs up on Blackberry*
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tsarina Posted Nov 24, 2003
Has decided that cat could easily become a directory enquiries operator - she's mad enough
Just have to wait til your 18
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Nov 24, 2003
When they ring you up and ask what day it is, you should tell them what day it is on the Thingite calendar. Like today, for instance, is Sodit.
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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Nov 24, 2003
Except the Thingites murdered one of my friends. Mind you she was resurrected and shes still a Thingite . I think the company would object if I started saying "sodit" to customers tempting as the idea is .
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Nov 24, 2003
Black-berry , how do you spell 'Take'?
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Nov 24, 2003
yeah, your boss walks past and all he hears is you say "Sodit"
*tries to stop self laughing head off*
*fails miserably*
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tsarina Posted Nov 24, 2003
morning lampost
Just keeping cat amused with some call centre anecdotes
You'd be amazed what some people ring up and ask for
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