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The "Keep Cat Happy By Posting A Lot" thread

Post 61

Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

1.5 hours is a lot of RE. Why do only religious fanatics ever teach it? smiley - biggrin.

Trouble is most of the people I have to answer the phone to are idiots smiley - evilgrin.


The "Keep Cat Happy By Posting A Lot" thread

Post 62

tsarina

I can vouch for that smiley - erm Never knew people were so stupid til I started this job - You really get asked some daft questions smiley - rofl

Just have to say that I could never go back to school - always found studying a real bore!!


The "Keep Cat Happy By Posting A Lot" thread

Post 63

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

Well, we DID have a really good RE teacher who told us all the behind-the-bible sotries and was cool and was ready to get into theological deabtes and bag the bible. Unfortunately she b******d off to England end of term 2 and we got this idiot.

Idiots on the phone are funny!! smiley - biggrin

I so totally want to get the number of your directory inquiries and ring it, but the phone bill would be *huge*. Maybe I should tell my cousins in England to... smiley - evilgrin

Cat


The "Keep Cat Happy By Posting A Lot" thread

Post 64

tsarina

Are your cousins anything like you cat? If they are I'm not sure we're ready for them yet smiley - evilgrinsmiley - rofl


The "Keep Cat Happy By Posting A Lot" thread

Post 65

Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

You were lucky smiley - envy. I only got taught RE by evangelical Christians smiley - yuk.

Don't you dare smiley - cross. We already get people singing our adverts to us (badly).


The "Keep Cat Happy By Posting A Lot" thread

Post 66

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

smiley - laughsmiley - rofl I'm am seriosuly laughing my head off over here smiley - laughsmiley - roflsmiley - rofl

smiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - rofl

People ring up to you and sing your adverts smiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - rofl

smiley - rofl I think I should sotp this post and wait till I stop laughing smiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - rofl


The "Keep Cat Happy By Posting A Lot" thread

Post 67

Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

They do honest. They also shout the slogan of another company down the phone at us (smiley - silly people).


The "Keep Cat Happy By Posting A Lot" thread

Post 68

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

See, now I *REALLY* wanna ring up and sing you your advertisements smiley - biggrin

Inbetween laughing my head off. smiley - rofl

That is so seriosuly funny smiley - laughsmiley - laugh See, now you've got me on a high!!

smiley - roflsmiley - rofl


The "Keep Cat Happy By Posting A Lot" thread

Post 69

Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

smiley - evilgrin Good job you can't then smiley - laugh


The "Keep Cat Happy By Posting A Lot" thread

Post 70

tsarina

They also ring up and ask what time it is - or even worse......what day it is smiley - ermsmiley - headhurts


The "Keep Cat Happy By Posting A Lot" thread

Post 71

Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

And how to spell words. Difficult ones like "take".


The "Keep Cat Happy By Posting A Lot" thread

Post 72

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

You should become an ACE, you've obviously got enough patience smiley - tongueout

*rings Blackberry*
*Blackberry picks up*
"Oh what a feeling, TOYOTA!!"
*hangs up on Blackberry*

smiley - biggrinsmiley - evilgrin

smiley - rofl


The "Keep Cat Happy By Posting A Lot" thread

Post 73

tsarina

Has decided that cat could easily become a directory enquiries operator - she's mad enough smiley - evilgrinsmiley - rofl

Just have to wait til your 18 smiley - sorry


The "Keep Cat Happy By Posting A Lot" thread

Post 74

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

When they ring you up and ask what day it is, you should tell them what day it is on the Thingite calendar. Like today, for instance, is Sodit. smiley - biggrin

smiley - rofl


The "Keep Cat Happy By Posting A Lot" thread

Post 75

Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

smiley - rofl Except the Thingites murdered one of my friends. Mind you she was resurrected and shes still a Thingite smiley - huh. I think the company would object if I started saying "sodit" to customers tempting as the idea is smiley - evilgrin.


The "Keep Cat Happy By Posting A Lot" thread

Post 76

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

Black-berry , how do you spell 'Take'?


The "Keep Cat Happy By Posting A Lot" thread

Post 77

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

yeah, your boss walks past and all he hears is you say "Sodit"

smiley - roflsmiley - rofl

smiley - laughsmiley - laugh

*tries to stop self laughing head off*

*fails miserably*


The "Keep Cat Happy By Posting A Lot" thread

Post 78

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

hehe, smiley - rofl


The "Keep Cat Happy By Posting A Lot" thread

Post 79

nada

Well, this conversation sounds highly interesting...yes.
smiley - erm hi!


The "Keep Cat Happy By Posting A Lot" thread

Post 80

tsarina

morning lampost smiley - smiley

Just keeping cat amused with some call centre anecdotes smiley - rofl

You'd be amazed what some people ring up and ask for smiley - huh


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